Lioness in Distress

I am a Lioness at heart

I am strong, resilient and tough

But when it comes to you

I turn feeble and flimsy

Your presence makes me feel woozy

I am a Lioness at heart

I protect my emotions like a fortress

But when it comes to you

I turn weak and defenseless

No matter what I do, I feel powerless

I am crushed…

I am beyond sad…

I am a ball of misery…

But I will fight through this,

Live through this,

Nurse myself to wellness.

Because I am a Lioness at heart.

I’m a big ball of mush the past few days. It’s sad how things come to an end.  No matter how new, no matter how short-lived, it hurts just the same.  Sorry for sounding cryptic, it’s just that I want to share this with you without giving away too much.

I always end up right where I started – alone, bruised, and vulnerable. It’s a vicious cycle, really. And this has got to stop. It may not be now, it may not be with you (Note: ‘You’=variable), but this has got to stop soon! I can only take so much pain, so much heartache, so much so much.

Be still my bleeding heart.  This too shall pass.

Your Unpure Lioness in Distress,

-=K=-

When pictures say it best!

My friends and I had brunch in Eastwood a couple of days ago and we were taking pictures in all forms of “jologs”-ness.

 

This picture (with me in the middle of course, duh!) stood out among the rest. You know why?

 Spell Cameltoe.

 

Hahahahahaha! Enough said.

 

 

Note to self: Buy shorts that are one size bigger.

One more note to self: Don’t wear this shorts again. Ever.

 

 

 

The Unpure jologs (at ♥),

 

-=K=-

When your kid is barking at the wrong tree!

It's campaign time once again here in the Philippines. Now watch the video carefully --



Hilarious, right? :) Go Baby James!

I want to be a Lady Whale in my next life!

You'll never know the word "LONG" existed until you see this! I was so charged up when I saw this picture. I mean, W-o-W! Breathless! I'm awed! Enamored! Hahahaha! This baby will bloody put Peter North or any other male porn star out of business... for good! LOL!

This gigantic mass of meat belongs to none other than... (drumrolls please)... than.... (hold your breath)... a KILLER WHALE! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, sorry to disappoint you, it is not Brad Pitt's or Edward Cullen's! Ha!  The longest recorded size of a whale's penis measured about 8 feet or 2-3 meters! W-o-W! And Ouch! Hahaha!

Yes, it is THAT long that when it is not erect, it folds in an "S"-shaped position inside their abdomen! W-o-W! And yeah by the way, the size mentioned above is the size of the penis when it is not yet ERECT! Holyfreakinmotherofabroomstick! LOL!

If reincarnation really exists, I think I want to be a lady killer whale in my next life. Hint, hint, nudge, nudge! Hahaha! Hmmmm... but on second thought, nah, I think I just want to beg off. After all, lady whales remain pregnant for 19-friggin' months! WTF! Thank goodness human beings only get to do that in 9.

Nice trivia on a Black Saturday, right? :)



The Unpure Trivia Lover,



-=K=-


[Source: softpedia.com]

Good Girl on a Good Friday

Holy Week is a big thing here in the Philippines - thanks to the Spaniards who brought Catholicism in Asia.  There are some who go to great lengths by having themselves crucified on the cross reminiscent of what Jesus Christ did ages ago. There are also these so-called "flagellants", who strip themselves naked (or usually just from the waist up) and walk barefoot while whipping themselves until they bleed.

For most, they observe fasting on Good Friday.  Since I don't want to have myself crucified (LOL) nor whipped (at least not of the flagellant kind), the least I can do is to abstain from eating.  I eat alot on most days but since it's Good Friday, and I am a Good Girl (hahahaha), fasting is the only way to go!

I ate nothing but peanuts and water the whole day. Hehe. Yeah I know most people do not eat anything at all, but of course, you have to cut me some slack! :)



Trying to be pure even just for a day,


-=K=-



P.S.: I ate ripe mangoes too! LOL!
P.P.S.: What did you do in observance of the Holy Week?