Bridal Shower

I organized a bridal shower for a friend. It was a semi-surprise party. Why semi-surprise? Because they knew that a bridal shower was going to happen but they didnt know where it would be held. Hehe. Sneaky, right? :)

I asked all the girls to meet-up in Metrowalk by 8pm and when most of the guests were already there, I told them to go to our party venue - Victoria Court in Pasig! Hehehe.  I booked the "Matrix"-themed room and I ordered a food package for 10 people. 

I also bought cake and lollipops for the bridal shower. Here are some of the "facebook-friendly" pics from last night. The other pictures are for our eyes only, hahaha.

Condoms, Banana and Lots of Ahermmmm.... Props for our Bridal Shower games :)

"Walang babaeng pangit, sa t*t*ing galit.... Hahahahaha!"

Matrix meets Transformers = Futuristic Loveseat! =)

It was a fun night! Makes me wana try their other themed rooms too! 

How's your week going so far?

The Unpure One,

-=K=-

Sinful

I am a rice-lover. I eat rice with anything!  If rice were a man, I'd ask him to marry me. Twice. LOL. I bet we'd make a great pair!

When I'm out on dates and they ask where I want to eat, my staple answer is "Anywhere where there's plenty of rice!". HAHAHAHA. I used to consume 2-3cups of rice per meal.  But since I am not getting any younger, I decided to cut it down to one.

And since November, I switched to brown rice. They say it's healthier. I don't know if it's true pero wala lang, gusto ko lang maki-uso. Haha.

Pero enough of all this health shit because last night I had rice + wagyu + bacon for dinner! Now I know how an orgasm feels like! *insert evil laugh*

Do you guys have any new foodie finds that are sinfully delish? Please share them with me so I can try.  

The Unpure One,

-=K=-

The Peeping Tom

Who is Tom? And why is he so popular? Hahaha. So what does this slang term mean and where did it originate?

Peeping Tom is a nickname commonly given to voyeurs, particularly males. It originated with the, in the legend of Lady Godiva, when a man named Tom watched her during her nude ride and was struck blind or dead. [wikipedia]

People who personally know me knows how long it takes for me to finish a meal.  Super lakas ko kumaen pero super bagallllllll. I love taking mini-breaks in between. I don't do it deliberately but it's just how I am. I like to relish my dining experience -  whether it be in a nice restaurant, a yummy fastfood joint or my favorite turo-turo. Hehehe. 

I was an hour early for a lunch meet-up with a friend. We agreed to meet in The Fort. I was super hungry the moment I got there but since we were planning to have lunch together, I just decided to eat something light. Pampalipas-gutom muna while waiting. So I ordered burger and fries in Burger Avenue.

I was scanning the area, looking for familiar faces and when I looked up I realized that there's a Fitness First on the 2nd floor. And what's even better was I can see right through the glass of people who were working out.

I got fixated on this guy and before I knew it, ubos ko na pala ang burger ko! Hahahahahaha! I think naubos ko sya in 7minutes! World record!!!!! 

*** After 7 minutes ***

Nagutom kase ko bigla sa nakita ko, hahahahahaha! 

Does that make me a Peeping Tom? What you guys think?

If John Doe has a female equivalent in the form of Jane Doe, what is it for Peeping Tom?

Sirit na?

Peeping Pepe! :) Hehehehe! Yes, that's what I am.

The Crazy Peeping Girl,

-=K=-

Does your job suck?!

If you feel like you're stuck in a dead-end job with a boss who can pass as The Devil's twin brother, think again.  There are jobs out there that are far worse than yours.

THE FLUFFER

So what is a Fluffer? [This was taken from wikipedia.]

A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes that require erections.

Commonly, fluffers keep adult film stars "cleaned up" in between takes so that the actors do not have to move from their positions. These duties, which do not necessarily involve touching the actors, are considered part of the makeup department. After setting up the desired angle, the director asks the actors to hold position and calls for the fluffer to "fluff" the actors for the shot.

In other words, fluffers are part of the porn production but they aren't the porn stars. They are the ones who help the male porn stars prepare for a scene.  "Dick on Demand" - yes that is the better term. Hahaha. Because seriously, a man can only have his organ up for a maximum amount of time right? What's the average for Filipinos - 30mins to an hour? (Im totally clueless. Havent been in close proximity to those things yet, LOL!)

The job of the fluffer is to maintain the male porn star's erection. They must be "skillful" enough to get it up a couple of minutes after an intense orgasm because you dont just shoot one porn scene in a day, right? Para silang human vacuum! Hahaha. I don't likeeeeee!

So how much do fluffers make? Well, rumor has it that they get 5% of what the male porn star gets. That's ridiculously small, right?

Thoughts running through my head as I type this :

1 - Like other jobs out there, do their salaries vary depending on their competencies as a fluffer?

2 - Who determines their core competencies? Do they also have a scorecard? A weekly review? Annual performance Review?

3 - Do the best fluffers ever get promoted? What's next to being a fluffer? Is there such a thing as a Senior Fluffer?

Considering how naturally "matikas" Pinoy men are, I wonder if they still need fluffers here in the Philippines. LOL. Again, I heard this just through the grape-vine. I am innocent (until proven guilty, hehe).

If there were no other jobs available out there, would you consider being a fluffer? =) I want to know.

The Innocent One,

-=K=-

Weekend Tales: CERCHIO GRILL and LOUNGE

I love vegetables. There are days when I crave for nothing but veggies. My favorite vegetables are OKRA (because it is slimy when you pop it! It reminds me of something, haha!), AMPALAYA (because it is bitter and long and it has cute jagged ridges! Again, it reminds me of something, LOL!) and POTATOES. Speaking of potato, here's my favorite patatas joke of all time --

Two wives are buying vegetables in the palengke:

Wife 1: Mare, pag nakakakita ako ng potato, naiisip ko itlog ng mister ko!

Wife 2: Bakit? Ganyan ba kalaki?

Wife 1: Hindi! Ganyan siya kadumi!

I have a new addition to my list of favorite veggies - The CUCUMBER! Wait, is cucumber a vegetable? I don't feel like googling about it today but I'm almost (Operative word: ALMOST, lol)  sure that it is classified as a vegetable. Hehe.

Cool as Cucumber - P95

I went to this restaurant that serves the coolest Cucumber concoction! And the drink is aptly called - "Cool as Cucumber". It's a mixture of anything and everything nice. Hahahaha! (Wala akong kwenta magdescribe noh? LOL)

The name of the restaurant is CERCHIO. It's in Tomas Morato - right at the corner where Don Hen is located.

I honestly do not know how it is pronounced because I never bothered to ask any of the waiters. Hmmmm... Anyway, I am no designer but I like the interior of the place. There arent alot of visual distractions in the restaurant so you can focus on your food, your date or whoever it is that you're with, hehe! 

Minimalist Appeal

Here's what I ordered --

Pork Sisig - P230

Ang walang kamatayang Sisig. BOW. I liked how they plated the sisig. It was served in a bunch of three and each had a sunny-side-up quail egg on top! Hehehehe! I like my sisig crunchy and dry so I was a bit bummed out when I tasted mayonnaise in their sisig. It still tasted good but it would have tasted better sans the mayo.

Next up, KARE-KARE! Their Kare-kare more than made up for my not-so-heartening-sisig-experience.  There are only three ways I want to die

(1) I want to die peacefully in my sleep 

(2) death by erotic asphyxiation 

(3) I want to die by eating too much of this Kare-kare.

Yes, that's how much I loved their Kare-kare! Buwis-buhay ang lasa! Hahahaha! The peanut sauce was not too sweet and the pork and towels (tuwalya, haha!) were super tenderrrrr! 

     

Grilled Kare-kare - P450

There are still alot of other interesting food to try in their menu, unfortunately, my stomach can only hold so much wonderful gastronomic treats. But I will be back for sure. Again. And Again. Hehe.

And oh, last but not the least, they get 1,000 pogi points for having a big and clean restroom. =) 

If you guys want to try it out, here's their address :

CERCHIO GRILL and LOUNGE

#76 Scout Limbaga Street

T. Morato, Quezon City

Have a happy weekend!!!!!

-=K=-

What's the color of your......?

When I feel like I want to pamper myself, I get a massage and a mani-pedi but there are times when I paint my own nails. I sometimes color it blue..my officemates call it pentel pen blue because the shade's the same shade as the marker. Or when I feel foxy, I go for the usual PUSSY RED. And that's when it hit me... Why in God's green earth did they name it that? I am a healthy and fit normal woman in my 20's and my pussy aint that red. So why? Why? Tell me!!!!!!

They could've named it "Regla Red" and I wouldn't have argued with them. But PUSSY RED?! Come on, gimme a break. LOL.

I just loveeeee animal prints!

From my blouse ----

To my bag --

Down to my shoes --

So if I were given a chance to choose what color my vivacious vulva would be, I think I'd want it either in zebra or leopard print. Yes, you read that right. And it would look like this --

Kyooooooottttt noh? :)


The Unpure One,

-=K=-

Great day!

I slept early last night. 8pm pa lang tulog nako. Sarapppppppp matulog! And then I woke up around 1am because I had a very weird wet dream. Someone was ..... on me daw. But when I woke up, wala naman. Boooo!!! So I just went back to sleep while singing "All By Myself". Hahaha.

And then my alarm went off around 5am. I showered, ate light breakfast and then dressed up for work. I'm wearing my new top today. I feel really good. Maybe because I slept early last night, or maybe because I had a very vivid dream (LOL), or maybe because I'm wearing new clothes.

Ah basta, I feel that something good will happen to me today. *wink*

O sya, it's almost 6AM. Gotta run! I don't want to get stuck in traffic in Edsa!

Have a great Tuesday everyone!


The Unpure One,


-=K=-

My Favorite Youtube Video of all Time

When I'm bored, I usually read a book or watch TV series/movies that I've downloaded from Torrent.  Or I go to Youporn Youtube and watch random videos to kill time.

I was bored a few days back and I stumbled upon this piece of gem and I think this will be my favorite Youtube video of all time.

Please watch this video and tell me if you like it too! Hehehehehe!




The Unpure One,

-=K=-

Surprising Studies about SEX!

Sex Makes You Smarter


While these studies are not conclusive for guaranteeing a brainier outcome, it appears that regular sexual activity may be good for your brain in more ways than one. In a Princeton study using adult male rats (rats and humans are genetically similar), researchers found that when they provided the rats with daily doses of sexual activity with receptive females, compared to virgin rats, they experienced brain cell growth and a rise in brain cell connections. In addition, the more sex the rats received, the less anxiety (stress hormone damage) they experienced in life, suggesting sex may be healthy for the brain’s longevity.

Wednesday is Not the True Hump Day


According to various surveys, Tuesday is the day most people like to get things done. This leaves little time for fooling around, which is why Tuesday is a bad day for sex. Wednesdays are a good day for a first date, according to surveys, but it is Thursday that is the best day to get it on. According to a recent study, Thursday offers an advantage over any other day, because of synchronized hormone levels between the sexes. In other words, we both have sex on the brain. To this news, I hereby nominate Thursday our new official hump day!

Sexsomnia


According to research, initiating sex during sleep occurs in 7.6 percent of the population, and while some researchers like to classify this as a sleep disorder, many partners are certainly not complaining.



Any of my readers/friends suffering from Sexsomnia? I want to know! :) Hehehehe!


The Unpure One,

-=K=-


[source: here]

Let's Play Footsies!

A fetish is a sexual fixation on something - it can be an object or a body part. Google defined it as - "a form of sexual desire in which gratification depends to an abnormal degree on some object or item of clothing or part of the body".

Here are the Top 10 Men's Fetishes according to askmen.com :

10. Stomach
9.   Body Piercing
8.   Leather, Rubber, Vinyl, Latex
7.  Domination and Submission
6.  Feet and Hands
5.  Fingernails and Lipstick
4.  Braids, Ponytails and Pigtails
3.  Water
2.  Golden showers
1.  Voyeurism and Exhibitionism

I can't believe that foot fetish landed on the #6 spot. I'm still shaking my head in disbelief. Tsk tsk tsk. You see, I don't have the world's nicest feet. I can't even begin to describe how my feet looks like. While others usually describe their feet as "mukang luya" (hahahaha), mine looks even worse - it looks like a cauliflower. (rolling on the floor with laughter)

I've inserted a picture of a cauliflower to stress my point. My toes look like that. Seriously. Big, and wrinkly and they have bumps in all the wrong places! Hahahaha! I am not kidding you. My feet has got to be the worst female feet ever. That's why I got really upset when I learned that most men go gaga over women with nice toes or feet or whatev. Oh well.

If your man has a foot fetish and you have cauliflower-looking toes like I do, here's what you can get your man for Christmas.

Introducing the "Pussyfoot". It's a foot with a p*ssy! You can bite 'em, lick 'em, suck 'em and when you're hot and ready to go, just flip it and in the sole, you can find the glorious hole that will lead you to heaven. LOL.

How about you, what's your fetish?

It's Monday once again. Loosen up a bit. Laugh a little. :)

Have a great week ahead people!


The Unpure One,


-=K=-



[Picture Source : here ]

Weekend Tales : GAYUMA NI MARIA

I was having a rough day yesterday. I had a stressful week at work and things in the personal front were a bit shaky yesterday. I didn't have dinner the night before and I skipped breakfast yesterday so you can just imagine how hungry I was come lunchtime.

I was in a foul mood and you know how good food can alter your mood, right? And that's when I decided that I wanted to try out GAYUMA NI MARIA. I've heard good reviews about the place. They were originally located in Xavierville but after it got burned down, they moved to a new location near UP Village.

So I hauled my ass over to Maginhawa street. I texted the owner before I went there and she was accomodating enough to give me directions (plus chow points in my book, hehe). I asked if I needed to make reservations prior to going there and she told me that they have enough tables that day to accomodate my lonesome, sexy self. LOL!

This is what will greet you --

And a painting of this boy

And you will also see what's on today's menu --

Menu for the day - Country Side Fling and Size Doesn't Matter... (say what?!?! Haha)

I like going to places that are not too commercialized. I'm a simple girl and I like going to places that doesn't have too much pizzaz. There's beauty in simplicity and Gayuma ni Maria is so much like that. I like that they don't have big, fancy interiors. And it's cute that they have mismatched chairs. It's cute and quirky.

Simple, dainty interiors ala-bread and breakfast... Hehe!

Aside from food, they also sell coffee beans and sex toys! Haha! I like! :)

Okay enough about the interiors, I didn't go there just for that. Haha! Let's get down to business. I ordered appetizer first and because me and the bf started eating healthy for the past two weeks, I can't get myself to order pork or beef. Hehe. Baet ko no? I ordered fish instead.

Kala Ni Mare - P 120

GAYUMATIZED Calamares with jellied littuco (rattan) fruit

I didn't wait that long for the appetizer to arrive. It was served hot and crispy, just the way I liketttt! Aprub! :) They could've just improved the sauce a little bit. It's too sweet for my taste so they could've opted for a sauce with a slightly salty and sour punch. But over all, the calamares was malambot. Purrrfect! Haha!

And then came the main dish. The one I originally ordered wasn't available that day so I ordered the next striking dish in the menu - it's called Once You Go Black, You Never Go Back! Cute name for a dish, right? Very catchy!

Once You Go Black, You Never Go Back - P 225

Cocoa-crusted Cream dory with Chocolate Sauce - you'll never want to eat fish any other way

Because I wasn't feeling particularly jovial and adventuruous that day, I didn't enjoy this dish so much. I didn't feel like chocolate sauce should go with the cream dory. It just doesn't jive! So much like your little sister shouldn't go out with your older brother's barkada. Ganung feeling. It's just taboo! Noooooo! Hahahaha!

The fish was moist and tender and the rice also smelled good. Yes, I am very particular with my rice. I love rice (more than anything that's important in this world. Hahahaha!). I think I would've enjoyed this dish had I not come there in my gloomy, f*cked up mood. If I can only talk to the dish, I'd prolly say "It's not you, it's me". Hahahaha! Relasyon lang. LOL.

Now let's talk about dessert. I asked for the menu again to check for sweet treats and I was caught off guard by the name of their famous dessert - BEATS SEX ANYDAY! Wow. So this dessert is better than sex? What? How? Why? It cannot be!!!!! I had all these questions running through my head, I just have to try it.

Beats Sex Anyday - P 75

Rich chocolate cake mercilessly topped with butterscotch, cream and chocolate bits

Did I feel like it lived up to its name? Hmmmmm. Welllllll... Uhmmmmm... It's hard to decide. Hahahahaha! But one thing's definitely fo' sure, this one is BEST WITH SEX! Hahahahahaha! :)

I make good food reviews, yes? Funny and at the same time informative right? Right? Right? Okay, good. Not your usual kind of boring, in your face reviews, diba? Hahaha. Kapal.

Here's a couple of more shots of the resto -

You can eat in the counter. Parang bahay lang talaga. Cute!

This door will lead you to the second floor

The next time I come back, I would want to sit in this area sa 2nd floor.

I wana have dinner while sitting on the banig and Moonriver's playing in the background!

So cheezyyyyy I likettttt!

Restroom's biggg and clean. Plus points for me. And they have tissue paper! Yeyyy! Hahaha!

I will definitely go back to GAYUMA Ni Maria. We have a lot of unsettled issues. Haha!  I will go back when I'm in a good mood so I won't have to take up all my angst on their dishes. :)

You should try this out too! Be bewitchingly captivated at GAYUMA Ni Maria.

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GAYUMA Ni Maria is located at 123 V. Luna Extension (Maginhawa St.) Sikatuna Village, QC
Hours : 10am to 11pm Mon-Sat and 10am to 10pm Sun
Contact : 0921-6818989
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DIRECTION for DUMMIES : (Hahahahaah!)

From Edsa, turn right on Kamias then left on Anonas (Jollibee). Turn right on V.Luna Extension (first corner). GAYUMA ni Maria will come up on your left after Sr. Pedro Lechon Manok.

From C5, take the Katipunan route then turn left on C.P. Garcia (across Dela Strada) then turn left at the intersection leading to Maginhawa St. (Krus na Ligas). On Maginhawa, turn left. GAYUMA ni Maria will come up on your right side after Bayantel.

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It's Monday again! Have a great start of the week! Spread the love! :)


The Unpure One,

-=K=-

Got Cock?

Dear Next-Door Neighbor,

I hope you read my blog. 

I just want to tell you that I hate your cock! I mean, don't get me wrong, I love cocks, but not your cock! Yours is dirty and stinky.

I like clean, big, nice-smelling, cute-looking cocks. 

I like it when a cock rouses me from my sleep. It's the best way to start the day. I feel energetic and lively and pretty.      

But yours? I hate it when your cock wakes me up from my slumber. Your cock is freaking noisy! Your cock makes weird noises at odd hours! I HATE IT!  

If you are too lazy to do necessary actions to tame your cock, at least let me handle it. I can tame even the wildest of cocks. Hahaha. I want to live in a world of peace so please, let's tame your cock soon. 

P.S. You know how I love to attach images to every post I make, right? So I googled  "Man Holding his cock" and well, uhmmmm, let's just say that the images are not MTRCB-friendly. Hahaha. Ayheytchu Google, you are so bastos! LOL. 

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How about you, dear readers? Got Cock? How do you keep your cocks clean and fresh? LOL!

Have a great Sunday everyone!

The Unpure Cock-Tamer,

-=K=-

Let's Go Green: "Reusable Condom"

We used to study about this this in Elementary and Highschool. My teachers taught us that we can only have so much junk so it's better to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle. Hmmmmm, is that why there is an abundance of 'Ukay-Ukay' and Surplus stores everywhere? Would you consider buying used clothes? Or worse, used underwears (skidmarks and all)? Hahaha! [I know I can be gross sometimes, Sorry, lol]

While we are on the subject of Reusing, did you know that back in 1640, they were able to un-earth the oldest surviving condom in the world. And it is not just your ordinary rubber, it is REUSABLE. Like ewwwwww! Hahaha!

Oldest "Reusable Condom" in 'mint' condition - Up for Sale in eBay for only $20 **

What's really rad about this is that when they discovered the reusable condom,  it came with an original user's manual written in Latin! Holycamolyfuckmeinthealley! LOL! I wonder what 's in the manual. Let's see, let me guess :


Step 1. Think naughty thoughts to get your bird up.
Step 2. Once it's hard, roll the condom all the way down to the base.
Step 3. Do the deed!
     Step 3.1 Do it doggy-style.
     Step 3.2 Do it missionary
     Step 3.3 If everything gets boring, refer to Kamasutra
     Step 3.4 If you still find it boring, just imagine someone else. Say, Anna Kournikova? Or Maria Ozawa?
     Step 3.5 If you still find it boringzzzz, imagine David Beckham or David Letterman (lol)! WTF!
Step 4. After the deed, wash the condom.
Step 5. Repeat steps 1 to 4 if you are with a hot, sexy Latina. (or Latino)


This wonderful piece of artifact is now on display in the Austrian Museum. According to the manual, the said condom needs to be dipped or submerged in warm milk before using in order to avoid diseases.


Eventhough I am for Reusing, Reducing and Recycling, I hope that Reusable Condoms do not make a comeback in the market. (not anytime soon, not ever!)






The Unpure One,


-=K=-



** LOL, I'm just kidding about the ad! :) But yeah, the picture is for real.
[Source: here]
[Photo credit: here]

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