What's the color of your......?

When I feel like I want to pamper myself, I get a massage and a mani-pedi but there are times when I paint my own nails. I sometimes color it blue..my officemates call it pentel pen blue because the shade's the same shade as the marker. Or when I feel foxy, I go for the usual PUSSY RED. And that's when it hit me... Why in God's green earth did they name it that? I am a healthy and fit normal woman in my 20's and my pussy aint that red. So why? Why? Tell me!!!!!!

They could've named it "Regla Red" and I wouldn't have argued with them. But PUSSY RED?! Come on, gimme a break. LOL.

I just loveeeee animal prints!

From my blouse ----

To my bag --

Down to my shoes --

So if I were given a chance to choose what color my vivacious vulva would be, I think I'd want it either in zebra or leopard print. Yes, you read that right. And it would look like this --

Kyooooooottttt noh? :)


The Unpure One,

-=K=-

Brown-out!

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Surprising Studies about SEX!

Sex Makes You Smarter


While these studies are not conclusive for guaranteeing a brainier outcome, it appears that regular sexual activity may be good for your brain in more ways than one. In a Princeton study using adult male rats (rats and humans are genetically similar), researchers found that when they provided the rats with daily doses of sexual activity with receptive females, compared to virgin rats, they experienced brain cell growth and a rise in brain cell connections. In addition, the more sex the rats received, the less anxiety (stress hormone damage) they experienced in life, suggesting sex may be healthy for the brain’s longevity.

Wednesday is Not the True Hump Day


According to various surveys, Tuesday is the day most people like to get things done. This leaves little time for fooling around, which is why Tuesday is a bad day for sex. Wednesdays are a good day for a first date, according to surveys, but it is Thursday that is the best day to get it on. According to a recent study, Thursday offers an advantage over any other day, because of synchronized hormone levels between the sexes. In other words, we both have sex on the brain. To this news, I hereby nominate Thursday our new official hump day!

Sexsomnia


According to research, initiating sex during sleep occurs in 7.6 percent of the population, and while some researchers like to classify this as a sleep disorder, many partners are certainly not complaining.



Any of my readers/friends suffering from Sexsomnia? I want to know! :) Hehehehe!


The Unpure One,

-=K=-


[source: here]

Let's Play Footsies!

A fetish is a sexual fixation on something - it can be an object or a body part. Google defined it as - "a form of sexual desire in which gratification depends to an abnormal degree on some object or item of clothing or part of the body".

Here are the Top 10 Men's Fetishes according to askmen.com :

10. Stomach
9.   Body Piercing
8.   Leather, Rubber, Vinyl, Latex
7.  Domination and Submission
6.  Feet and Hands
5.  Fingernails and Lipstick
4.  Braids, Ponytails and Pigtails
3.  Water
2.  Golden showers
1.  Voyeurism and Exhibitionism

I can't believe that foot fetish landed on the #6 spot. I'm still shaking my head in disbelief. Tsk tsk tsk. You see, I don't have the world's nicest feet. I can't even begin to describe how my feet looks like. While others usually describe their feet as "mukang luya" (hahahaha), mine looks even worse - it looks like a cauliflower. (rolling on the floor with laughter)

I've inserted a picture of a cauliflower to stress my point. My toes look like that. Seriously. Big, and wrinkly and they have bumps in all the wrong places! Hahahaha! I am not kidding you. My feet has got to be the worst female feet ever. That's why I got really upset when I learned that most men go gaga over women with nice toes or feet or whatev. Oh well.

If your man has a foot fetish and you have cauliflower-looking toes like I do, here's what you can get your man for Christmas.

Introducing the "Pussyfoot". It's a foot with a p*ssy! You can bite 'em, lick 'em, suck 'em and when you're hot and ready to go, just flip it and in the sole, you can find the glorious hole that will lead you to heaven. LOL.

How about you, what's your fetish?

It's Monday once again. Loosen up a bit. Laugh a little. :)

Have a great week ahead people!


The Unpure One,


-=K=-



[Picture Source : here ]

When One Tongue Just Isn't Enough!

I have been love-less for a couple of months now and as much as I would like to be more frisky and adventurous and do random bed-hoppings, I find that my unpure soul is not so un-pure after all. LOL. I am the modern-day prudish whore. (You know, the all-bark-no-bite type.) Hehehehe! So, what to do in times when you need to scratch your itch?

Hold on to your seats, all you single ladies out there. The best is yet to cum errrrr come! =P

Let me introduce you to the......

*Drumrolls please*

Squeal with the SQWEEL

Sqweel Wheel. Yes, you read it right! It sounds very Cirque de Soleil I know but it's not as complicated and circus-y as you think it is. This is a rotating toy made up of soft silicone flappers that is reminiscent to that of a human tongue! Just when you thought one tongue is enough, this lovely toy is composed of 10 (yes, you read that right! T-e-n) rotating tongues! Hitmewithyourbestshot! Hehehe!

The Design : Looks like a fan (for your fanny)

"It feels so human, it's almost eerie."

 How to Use the SQWEEL

 You just need three AAA batteries to get this thing going. It comes in three speed modes: slow, mid and hhhhhiiigggghhhh! Hehehe! This is cunnilingus at its finest. LOL! (Of course nothing beats the real thing, I know I know. But when the real thing is not available, then this can be considered as the next best thing.)

Is there a kind soul out there who can give me a SQWEEL this Christmas? 

L.O.L.

I can't stop laughing.


The Unpure Squealer,


-=K=-


P.S. - The Sqweel is meant to be use on a woman's vajayjay and all other erogenous zones like the nips, the neck, etc. PLEASE DO NOT USE IT INSIDE THE ANUS! Just a friendly reminder. L.O.L!

[Source: here]

Me + Batista = The PROPOSAL

 

I'm drooling.

Salivating.

David Michael Bautista Jr., would you like to play "wrestling" with me? *wishful thinking*