My Favorite Youtube Video of all Time

When I'm bored, I usually read a book or watch TV series/movies that I've downloaded from Torrent.  Or I go to Youporn Youtube and watch random videos to kill time.

I was bored a few days back and I stumbled upon this piece of gem and I think this will be my favorite Youtube video of all time.

Please watch this video and tell me if you like it too! Hehehehehe!




The Unpure One,

-=K=-

Puss in Boots

**Signs that I’m about to get my period –

1. Crying for no reason at all. I cried yesterday, but those were happy tears. I’m in a good, peaceful state now and I’m happy that I’ve finally gotten my groove back.

2. Reading erotica like there’s no tomorrow. Hehehe. I will explain no further.

3. Cramps. =(

4. Insatiable craving for chocolate!!!! I’ve been eating Twix and Raisinets like crazy! Somebody stop meeeeee!

On a sidenote, I bought a cool pair of rocker-chick shoes last weekend and I decided to wear it to work yesterday (kahit hindi naman sya bagay na pang opisina) to give it enough mileage. Hahaha! Ngayon ko lang narealize na lahat talaga ng first-time MASAKIT! Nyetang yan, ang sakit ng paa ko yesterday pero of course tiniis ko. Ganun talaga minsan, pag walang hirap, walang sarap. Tiis-ganda talaga dapat. Hehehe!

Have a great Wednesday everyone! Beeee happy! J

The Unpure One,

-=K=-

**Too much information noh? =P But since this is my blog, wala kayong magagawa. LOL. Mwah!

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Surprise!

 

I love surprises. I love the feeling when I’m caught off guard sometimes (SOMETIMES lang ha!). It makes my life interesting, it gives it a little jolt.   But surprises come in different forms. Fortunately (or unfortunately?),  I’ve had my fair share of surprises courtesy of my ex-boyfriends. 

 

The Good Kind of Surprise

 

It was one January evening a couple of years back, I was still with “J” back then. Just to give you a background, “J” is mid-thirties, a veterinarian, not artistahin-handsome but definitely easy on the eyes. Okay going back to my story - it was my birthday so we went out to dinner somewhere in Libis. We were having a pleasant time engaging in great conversation over good food when I noticed that “J” was a bit fidgety. Ndi sya mapakali na parang gusto na nyang umuwi. We still had plans after dinner but “J” suddenly suggested that we go straight home afterwards. Medyo na-weirduhan ako but I agreed because I don’t mind spending quality time at home. When I was about to ride his car, he said “Pa-bukas naman nung trunk, pakikuha yung gamit ko.”

 

Hmmmm… Sa isip isip ko “Gago to ah, nung una, gusto nang umuwe agad tapos ngayon uutusan pako sa birthday ko!”. HAHAHA! But being the nice and gracious lady that I am (ahem!), I obliged. And when I opened the trunk, a big box was waiting for me. It was something that I was eyeing for for the longest time and I found it sweet that he got it for me on my birthday.

 

Okay, let’s all say in unison -  Awwwwwwwww. Hahaha!

 

“J” – wherever you are, God bless you!

 

The Semi-erotic Kind of Surprise

 

And then there was “S”, Chinese, late-thirties, smart.  He and I got along really well. What I liked about him was that he’s very respectful and gentleman-ly in his ways. Sya yung typical guy who’d open the door for you, mga ganung tipo. He drove me to work everyday. Always made sure that we ate dinner together, no matter how crazy busy our day got.

 

As a way of thanking him for all the kindness he’s shown me, I planned a nice surprise for him on his birthday. One April a couple of summers ago, I booked a room in a hotel somewhere in the metro. I texted him where I was and asked him to come and meet me.

 

“S” got a nice surprise when he opened the door. Because I was there, in all my naked glory (hahahaha, IM JUST KIDDING), of course I was dressed, hello?!?! There were petals on the floor, and there was a nice table that had been set-up in the corner of the room, thanks to my friends! And there was a lovely dinner with candlelights that have been prepared (thanks to room service, haha!). It was an awesome evening.

 

“S” – I know you read my blog from time to time. Hello! =)

 

The “It’s-so-bad-I-wana-kill-him” Kind of Surprise

 

Not too long ago, I fell for someone again. Naks! Kala mo bagets eh no? Hahaha! For the sake of conversation, let’s just name him “Nameless”. LOL! He was funny and kind and he got along well with my friends. We had great moments together. But there was a voice inside me that screamed “it’s too good to be true!!!”.

 

He’s nice and gentle and he adores me even on days when I don’t feel particularly adorable. Hmmmm, there’s got to be a catch here somewhere, I told myself. And then, I had the biggest surprise of my life when I found out na si kuya pala ay may jowang iba! Holyfreakingmotherofshit! I was half expecting Ashton Kutcher to arrive at my doorstep and say “You’ve been PUNK-d!”. Hahahaha!

 

I’m hoping (may kasama pang crossing of all my ten fingers on both hands and feet) that this is the 1^st and last time I’ll receive this kind of surprise. Hehe. I can laugh about it now but at the time that it was happening, I really felt like I was in love-hell.

 

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If I had to live my life again, I would live it exactly as it is. The good surprises made my life worth-living. And the bad? Hmmm, well, it has helped me realize that there’s so much more to relationships than just love. To make a relationship work, there has to be a great deal of honesty and trust. Looking at it now, it doesn’t seem like such a bad experience after all because I learned. =)

 

One more day to go and weekend naaaaaaaaaaa! =) I don’t have work this Friday so I might go out and have fun. Who knows what kind of surprise awaits me, right? Hehe.

 

Are you ready to be surprised?

 

 

The Unpure One,

 

-=K=-

 

 

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Midnight Snack

I'm a junkfood junkie. In other words, I'm a walking MSG. Haha! I eat chips while I'm surfing the net. Reading a book is more fun when I've a bag of chips within reach. When I feel sleepy at work, I eat chips to keep me awake (best paired with ice-cold Coke or iced tea).

Junkfood is man's greatest creation next to hair-straightening iron and ribbed condoms! Hahaha!

But I know that eating too much junk is harmful to my kidney (or is it liver)? Basta, its bad for the health. So lately, I'm trying my best to cut down on chichirya. Instead of eating potato chips, I eat real potatoes. I experimented in the kitchen recently and I discovered this yummy junkfood alternative.

Buy baby potatoes and young corn and fry them in butter. I really don't know if 'fry' is really the right term for it. Basta ipagulong gulong nyo lang sa pan na may butter until maluto. Then put curry powder, salt, rosemary and basil leaves. Don't overcook it because it tastes better if the veggies are only 3/4 cooked. It's so easy to make. If you want to go healthy all the way, replace the butter with olive oil.

I don't have a picture to post because naubos ko na sya! Next time nalang :-)

Happy Wednesday everyone!


The Unpure One,


Khaye

One op da boys

I have alot of girlfriends who I talk to endlessly about looovvveeee and life and all that mushy, dramatic stuff. And then I also have guy friends who I talk to about love, sex, kalokohans and all things sappy. (a little bit about love, more about sex, haha!)

In my opinion, guys are more emotional than girls. If you can just hear them when they talk about their heartaches, grabe! Hehe. Mas ma-drama pa sa mga babae. With matching tears and kwento pa yan over bottles and bottles of beer!

When I feel down and troubled about my lovelife, I call my guy friends because they give me rational advice. And they don't sugarcoat! They tell it exactly as it is. I appreciate their honesty and their being able to provide practical insights. Ang lagi nilang advise - "Wag kang tatanga tanga!", hahahaha!

There was one Valentines day when one of my guy friends took me out on a date because I've just gone through a major heartbreak. He didn't want me to be alone on V-day daw. Such a sweetheart, right? :) I like that they treat me like their sister. They laugh with me, they laugh at me. Haha! They have always been there for me. Boyfriends have come and gone but my guy friends are still there. They're like my second-family na. Brothers from another mother. =)

What's best about having guy friends is they do not complain (they do, pero slight lang, haha!)  when I bring them along when I shop. Ang hilig ko pa naman umikot and then I compare prices, hahaha! I'm sure if it were other guys, iniwanan nako sa mall. LOL. I remember one time, I asked one of my guy friends to accompany me because I want to buy crocs. Uso pa crocs nun dati, haha! It took me a long time to decide if I was gonna buy or not kasi syempre kuripot nga ako. And then he said "Ano ba! Kanina pa tayo paikot ikot! If you want cheap crocs, you buy the fake one nalang! Hahahaha". BWAHAHAHAHA! Nairita na sa kakaikot namen, LOL. Para hindi naman sayang yung gas nya at kakaikot namen sa mall, nilibre ko naman sya ng siopao and gulaman because I am sosyal like that. L-O-L!

But aside from all the good things that I mentioned, there's also a bad side to being one of the boys. Kasi ako lagi ang tinutukso nila! Hehehe. Kung maririnig nyo lang kung pano nila ko asarin, grabe! From the guys that I go out with, to how I dress up sometimes, lahat! Lahat napapansin nila. Mga pakialamera! Hehehe.

Lagi nila ko tinutukso pag nagsusuot ako ng tube na blouse.

FRIEND : "Alam mo Khai, iwas-iwasan mo magsusuot ng tube na blouse."
-=K=- : "At bakit, aber?!"
FRIEND : "Kasi kapag may sumilip sa tube mo, makikita nila agad yung tuhod mo!"
-=K=- : "Hahahahahaha, GAGO!"

Hahahaha, ang bait nila diba?

True friends are those that are aware of how stupid you are, have experienced it first hand, and still choose to be seen with you in public.

The Unpure One,

-=K=-