Dear Santa

Dear Santa Claus,

You know what, I find you sexy. I have a strong attraction for older men. I also find your bigote sexy. I love men with facial hair. I love the feel of stubbles against my face, my neck, my uhmmmm... Ok, ok, I'll stop. Wholesome nga pala ang image mo, I forgot. Hehe. Sorry.

I am writing to you because December is just a couple of months away and I would like to give you a rundown of things that I want for Christmas. See, I'm super nice right? I don't want you to stress yourself thinking of what gift/s to get me. I have to be honest with you (I get extra pogi points for my honesty, right?), I have been naughty this year but I was mostly nice so I'm sure you wouldn't feel like it's a drag to give me these gifts. I deserve it Santa, I really do. Seriously. *pa-cute look* 

1. Polaroid Pogo Camera

You know how I love to take pictures of myself and the people and places around me, right? It would really be cool if you'll give me this because not only can I take pics, I can also print them in an instant. High-tech diba? I promise you, I will never use this to take naughty pictures. (I've a Canon digicam naman for that e, hahaha.)

2. Oris Watch


Santa, if you're feeling super generous this year, can you please give me that watch? As in that particular model. I've been eyeing that baby for so long but I never got around to buying it because you know, I'm poorer than a housemouse. (Ano ba sa english yung mas mahirap pa sa daga?) Hahaha! But if you're tight on budget, I understand. I can always settle for that cute hot pink Swatch Huyana watch. See, I'm no brat. :)



3. iTouch

Because I'm such a good girl, I won't ask you for an iPad. And besides I find the iPad too big for my liking. I used to have an iPod video Santa but I disposed it just a month ago because the screen got crazy. Sigh. So an iTouch from you would be nice. I can listen to all my Bossa nova mp3s while playing TextTwist! Yehey! Imagine me sitting on your lap while tinkering with my iTouch. Nice diba? Hahaha!

These are all material things, I know. But I'm just being real. I don't want to sound hypocritical by asking for world peace. Hahaha! But anyway, if you're really tight on finances this year, I would really understand. After all, Christmas is about being with loved-ones regardless if they give you presents or not. Its their presence, not their presents, that makes Christmas meaningful. (I hope I sound convincing enough so I can earn extra pogi points for Santa.) Hahaha!

Kidding aside, just being with the people that I love is all that I ask for. The wet sloppy kisses from my pamangkins, warm hugs from my siblings, unconditional love from my parents and of course, sweet-nothings and butterfly kisses from my boyfriend -- these are more than enough reasons to make me look forward to Christmas. No amount of Oris watches, iTouch and Polaroids can beat that!


Trying to be good for Santa,


-=K=-


P.S. : Santa, just a hush hush between us, but what I really like is a Nike Air Max Trainer One in white and lilac (Size 6). Hehehe, ayaw talaga tumigil. LOL!