FACT YOU! (Part Deux)

(Part 1 can be found here --> hit me!)

15 Random Facts About Me:

1. I cry everytime I poo. Hahahahahah! Yes I do, seriously. I don't kow if there's a medical explanation for that. Is the a-hole connected to the tear ducts? LOL!!!!


2. I talk like a man. (Refer to #1 as example) Yes. I talk about dirty, eeeky, and mostly unpure stuff. I curse like a man too. Haha! Yes I know that's bad but I can't help it. That's why I have a lot of male friends. Men easily warm up to me because I talk like them.


3. My favorite curse? "Fuckin sh!t" --  I utter these words when I get excited or anxious or pissed off or when I am hot and bothered. LOL.


4.  My ultimate dream date is to go on a picnic. Basket full of munchies, cheese and crackers, beer/wine, and banig! Yes, the works! And we'll be surrounded by all things green and flowery! I super like! I've never been out on a picnic date before. It sucks to be me. Hahahahaa.


5. When I'm running out of cash while shopping, I usually take a picture of the dress that I wasn't able to buy to serve as a reminder for me to buy it the next time around. (But yeah, majority of the time, ndi ko na sya nababalikan.. LOL!)

Like the other day, I bought a dress in the mall. When I was on my way out, I saw this dress but it was too expensive. Bakit ganun? Kung ano yung konti yung tela, yun yung mahal? Hahaha!

6. I can't live without my hair straightening iron. (and my laptop)

7. My dad only spanked me twice during my entire childhood. I can't remember why he spanked me the first time, but the last time he did was because I told my eldest brother "Mamatay Ka Na!". Ayun, napalo ako! Ouchie! (Moral Lesson : pag inaway ang kapatid, siguraduhing hindi maririnig ng tatay nyo. Haha)

8. Contrary to the above, I am close to my brother and sisters. No choice eh! Hahahahaha! I share the juicy secrets of my life to my sisters. My brother? He's the family's biggest goofball. We have loads of fun when we are together.

"The Retards"

9. May umakyat ng ligaw saken dati sa bahay. Muntik nang masuntok ng kuya ko. Hahahahahahaha!

10. My favorite comfort food - isaw, ox brain, fishballs, McDo cheeseburger, eggpie, Marty's! Dame no? =)

11. I don't look the part but I was once a good dancer (PAST TENSE). Hahahaha! I was a member of a dancegroup back in Elementary and we joined a contest. Of course we won first place. Tugtog namen - "Foolish Heart"! Hahahah. Major Ewwwwwww :)

12. I still dance until now. But mostly when no one's watching.

Sideline ko pag weekend - Poledancing. Hahahahaha!

13. I've never been attracted to men with abs

...because.....

14. Men with abs don't find me attractive. (Hahahahahaha, the feeling is mutual pala. LOL!)

15. My favorite song is "Lovely Day" and "Moonriver".

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Thank God it's Friday! Yeheyyyyyyy! Have a good week everyone!

The Unpure One,

-=K=-