Friday, September 17, 2010

Dear Santa

Dear Santa Claus,

You know what, I find you sexy. I have a strong attraction for older men. I also find your bigote sexy. I love men with facial hair. I love the feel of stubbles against my face, my neck, my uhmmmm... Ok, ok, I'll stop. Wholesome nga pala ang image mo, I forgot. Hehe. Sorry.

I am writing to you because December is just a couple of months away and I would like to give you a rundown of things that I want for Christmas. See, I'm super nice right? I don't want you to stress yourself thinking of what gift/s to get me. I have to be honest with you (I get extra pogi points for my honesty, right?), I have been naughty this year but I was mostly nice so I'm sure you wouldn't feel like it's a drag to give me these gifts. I deserve it Santa, I really do. Seriously. *pa-cute look

1. Polaroid Pogo Camera

You know how I love to take pictures of myself and the people and places around me, right? It would really be cool if you'll give me this because not only can I take pics, I can also print them in an instant. High-tech diba? I promise you, I will never use this to take naughty pictures. (I've a Canon digicam naman for that e, hahaha.)


2. Oris Watch


Santa, if you're feeling super generous this year, can you please give me that watch? As in that particular model. I've been eyeing that baby for so long but I never got around to buying it because you know, I'm poorer than a housemouse. (Ano ba sa english yung mas mahirap pa sa daga?) Hahaha! But if you're tight on budget, I understand. I can always settle for that cute hot pink Swatch Huyana watch. See, I'm no brat. :)



3. iTouch

Because I'm such a good girl, I won't ask you for an iPad. And besides I find the iPad too big for my liking. I used to have an iPod video Santa but I disposed it just a month ago because the screen got crazy. Sigh. So an iTouch from you would be nice. I can listen to all my Bossa nova mp3s while playing TextTwist! Yehey! Imagine me sitting on your lap while tinkering with my iTouch. Nice diba? Hahaha!

These are all material things, I know. But I'm just being real. I don't want to sound hypocritical by asking for world peace. Hahaha! But anyway, if you're really tight on finances this year, I would really understand. After all, Christmas is about being with loved-ones regardless if they give you presents or not. Its their presence, not their presents, that makes Christmas meaningful. (I hope I sound convincing enough so I can earn extra pogi points for Santa.) Hahaha!

Kidding aside, just being with the people that I love is all that I ask for. The wet sloppy kisses from my pamangkins, warm hugs from my siblings, unconditional love from my parents and of course, sweet-nothings and butterfly kisses from my boyfriend -- these are more than enough reasons to make me look forward to Christmas. No amount of Oris watches, iTouch and Polaroids can beat that!


Trying to be good for Santa,


-=K=-


P.S. : Santa, just a hush hush between us, but what I really like is a Nike Air Max Trainer One in white and lilac (Size 6). Hehehe, ayaw talaga tumigil. LOL!

14 comments:

Don Dee said...

I want world peace.

hArTLeSsChiq said...

hehehe sinong santa ba yan? :D

Kidding aside, just being with the people that I love is all that I ask for. The wet sloppy kisses from my pamangkins, warm hugs from my siblings, unconditional love from my parents and of course, sweet-nothings and butterfly kisses from my boyfriend -- these are more than enough reasons to make me look forward to Christmas. ---- AGREE!!

Nimmy said...

kailangan mo nga ng new cam. parang gamit na gamit na ung canon. hehehe.

code name ba ung Santa? hihi

kikilabotz said...

santa kung nalalyuan kayo sa bahay ni k sa akin nyu na lang ibigay ha? mabait nmn akong bata eh.. wag n kay k malayo bahay nila ska wala silang chiminiya san ka daan?

khantotantra said...

dear santa,

please grant all the wishes of the unpure one.

heehehehe. nakikipray na tupadin ni santa ang wish mo. hehehehe

sa akin santa,

sports car, ung red. :p

Jag said...

winner ang polaroid pogo pramis! hndi mo n kailangang humingi kay santa kayang kaya mong bilhin yun lahat ahihihihi...ipaubaya mo n lng sa ibng batang naghihirap tulad ko ang wish mo. lol.

roanne said...

Dear santa, i also have unpure thoughts you know? Be fair santa, if you will give k the polaroid... You should also give me one... Or else i'll burn your house in north pole!!!!

Sour grapes!

Hahaha!

Ex Jason said...

ang yaman pala talaga ni santa.

Super Balentong said...

santa papa. hahaha. akala ko kung ano na, napalaki ang mata ko sa mga unang lines mo. mapang akit. haha

nafacamot said...

dear santa,

dahil ayaw ni K ng ipad sa akin mo nalang po ibigay yung ipad na ibibigay nyo para sa kanya. LOL.

natawa ako sa pahabol na wish... kahit ibang santa kaya ka ibili nyan..ahehehe...

-=K=- said...

Double D - hahaha! World peace and gamot sa AIDS dapat! :)

Hartless Chiq - sinong Santa? Edi si Santa Claus. Di mo ba sya nakilala nung bata ka? Hehehehe, kidding.

Nimmy - codename yun for Nimmy! :) LOL. Seriously, it's not naman intended for anyone. Just wana have a Christmas list. Nakikiuso kase "BER" months na e.

Marvs - natawa ako sa chimney! Haha! Baliw ka talaga. Onga pala i forgot sa chimney pala dumadaan si Santa. Papagawa nako ng chimney.

-=K=- said...

Khantotatra - thank you! Sana matupad rin ang wish mo kay Santa! Haha

Jag - gusto mo rin ng Pogo? Ang galing pareho pala tayo. Ganito nalang, let's share nalang tapos saken pag weekdays sayo pag weekends! Hahahahah!

Roanne - you like the Pogo too? Wow, kala ko ako lang nakaka appreciate ng mga ganung weird na gadgets. Hehe! Baka mas mura yun dyan sa Macau! :)

Ex Jason - mayaman si Santa? Kilala mo sya? Pakilala mo naman ako! Hehe

SB - ndi naman mapang akit. Malisyoso ka lang talaga. Hahahahahahah!

Nafacamot - hahaha ang kulit dba? May P.S. pa talaga. Syempre kelangan may options. Malay mo mabasa to ng mga ninong at ninang ko sa pasko! Hahaha!

AdroidEnteng said...

Dear santa,

pakiduplicate na lang po yung wish ni K (camera,watch,itouch)..hahahahha...tapos pakilagay na lang sa medyas na sasabit ko sa pasko..wag po kaya alala malaki yung medyas kaya kasya lahat.


PS: yung air max trainer one, size 10 or 11 po yung sakin...:D

-=K=- said...

Enteng - wala ka naman originality eh! Hehehe! Make your own list!!!! LOL! :) Cute ng airmax trainer one no? Simple lang pero cool. Alam ko na gift mo saken sa Christmas - suncellular na cellphone! Hahaha! Ayan ah, libreng advertisement ka pa. LOL!