Sunday, August 29, 2010

"Me" Time

I have been on a roller coaster of emotions the past couple of weeks. I was sad, I was happy. I felt guilty, I felt alive. Yes, the past couple of weeks have been tough - for both my heart and mind.

I needed to step out of the chaos that is my life and regroup myself.

Good thing I was able to squeeze in some "me" time yesterday. I went to the spa to pamper myself (yes, a mani-pedi and a very orgasmic footspa! Haha). I had been very busy minding other people's emotions the past few weeks that I forgot to look after myself. So yesterday's all about me, me and me! Yehey!

After the very orgamic footsie session (hahaha), I went to Baang coffee to relax and have some 'muni-muni' moments over coffee and chocolate cake. As I took a sip of the coffee and took a bite of the cake, I realized just how bittersweet my life has been the past few weeks. I caused someone pain and heartache and at the same time I made another person happy (I hope, hahaha). And me? I'm somewhere in between. I'm happy on most days but I get caught up with the blue fever once in awhile.

Nakiki-nakaw ng wifi sa tabe-tabe.

As I start this new chapter of my life, I can't help but feel excited and scared at the same time. I'm excited for all the wonderful moments that will come. There have been a few already and it feels so surreal. It's not so much about the big things but the small, everyday moments that make it worth it. It's just new, so there are still alot of things that need to be discovered, adjustments that need to be made.  

Why am I scared? Because the start has been very magical and I don't know what will happen once the magic wears off. But I know that if the both of us will commit in making it work, then ours will be a bed of roses.

So is it worth it? Definitely yes. It's worth a shot.

Happy Long Weekend people!!! I'm so envious! I have work tonight! BOO! =D

P.S. Get well soon F.R. :-)

The Unpure One,


Friday, August 27, 2010

What If?

What if your girlfriend has a tongue like this...

Would you still ask her to give you head?


I miss you guys! Just been busy with life the past few weeks. D'ya miss me? =) Haha, conceited much!

Happy Friday everyone! Do something "unpure" over the weekend, alright?

The Unpure One,


P.S. : I've been craving lately for Hainanese Chicken Rice. Do you know of a nice place where I can get my fix? Kthxbye!

Sunday, August 22, 2010

God is Good

Yes, that's so true! I have always believed in God's plan but this one's really over the top. He gave me all that I have wanted and more.

I recently closed a sweet chapter in my life. It was all pretty but it wasn't for me. So I had to stop it. Cut it. Drop it while it's still beautiful.

I have had no regrets. No ill feelings. But only beautiful memories I will cherish.

I was so down and I needed to find comfort..refuge.. And so I prayed. I read somewhere that if you want God to grant you your wishes, you need to be specific about what you are asking for. I found comfort in my prayer. I told Him the deepest, sincerest wishes of my heart. I poured it out on Him - down to the last single detail.

And then it happened. It came as a surprise. It was totally unexpected. It was so random and spontaneous.

It was magical. And it was all mine.

The prayer that I asked for, God granted to me - down to the last tiny detail. I am still in a daze. I'm still in a state of shock - the good kind of shock, lol! I still can't believe it until now but I am extremely grateful.

God really works in mysterious ways.

Finally, I am "home".

Don't forget to hear mass today! Have a great Sunday everyone! Live, love, laugh! =)

The Unpure One,


Wednesday, August 18, 2010

My Beaver Does Bieber!

I think you can hear my neighbor's cock in the background. Geesh, I really hate that cock! I'm close to killing it! I'm not kidding! Well, anyway, here's some Bieber fever for all of you.

Mid-week's the most stressful part of the work week. So para lalo kayo ma-stress, sit back, relax and listen to the vid! :)

Good Morning everyone! 2 more days till the weekend! I can't wait!

The Unpure Singing Sensation,


Sunday, August 15, 2010

Got Cock?

Dear Next-Door Neighbor,

I hope you read my blog. 

I just want to tell you that I hate your cock! I mean, don't get me wrong, I love cocks, but not your cock! Yours is dirty and stinky.

I like clean, big, nice-smelling, cute-looking cocks. 

I like it when a cock rouses me from my sleep. It's the best way to start the day. I feel energetic and lively and pretty.      

But yours? I hate it when your cock wakes me up from my slumber. Your cock is freaking noisy! Your cock makes weird noises at odd hours! I HATE IT!  

If you are too lazy to do necessary actions to tame your cock, at least let me handle it. I can tame even the wildest of cocks. Hahaha. I want to live in a world of peace so please, let's tame your cock soon. 

P.S. You know how I love to attach images to every post I make, right? So I googled  "Man Holding his cock" and well, uhmmmm, let's just say that the images are not MTRCB-friendly. Hahaha. Ayheytchu Google, you are so bastos! LOL. 


How about you, dear readers? Got Cock? How do you keep your cocks clean and fresh? LOL!

Have a great Sunday everyone!

The Unpure Cock-Tamer,


Friday, August 13, 2010

No (Wo)Man is an Island!

People find it weird when I tell them that I have been living alone for the past couple of years. The usual questions they throw at me are "Bakit?", "Asan mga magulang mo?" and the usual  "Di ka ba nalulungkot/natatakot?".

"Bakit?" Ang lagi kong sagot sa tanong na to "Bakit hindi?!?!". I know that it is not usual for Filipinos to live away from home but sometimes we need to step out of our comfort zones in order to learn. Nung umalis ako ng bahay, wala akong kagamit gamit. All I had were my clothes and my shoes! Hehe! So the first thing I did was to buy the "essentials". Syempre wala naman akong gaanong pera, so inisip ko kung ano ang kakailanganin ko, yun muna ang bibilhin ko. Can you guess kung ano unang binili ko? TV? Nope! Bed? Nope! Radio? Nope! Ref? Nope, wala nga akong pera noh!

Rice cooker!!!!!  Why rice cooker? Because I can't live without eating rice in a day! The people who know me can attest to this, hehe. Eh kaso ndi ako marunong magsaing ng kanin kaya rice cooker una ko binili. Aside from rice cooker, the next thing I bought was a mattress. Ako ang taong ndi maarte, kung ano ang meron, yun lang ang pagkakasyahen. Eh wala nga akong pera nun (pati naman ngayon, hehe) so ndi ako makabili pa ng bed. And take note, ndi siya makapal na mattress. Sakto lang para comfortable yung sleep. Wala akong refrigerator and TV back then but I had this portable dvd na may lcd, so yun lang ang source of entertainment ko day in and day out. Porn DVD all day! Dun ko nakilala si Peter North at Maria Ozawa. Hehe! Sila ang mga kasama ko nung panahong nagsisimula pa lang ako. Hahaha!

My breakfast this morning: Pancit Canton and SMB. LOL!

"Asan mga magulang mo?" Nandyan lang sila. Pag wala akong makain sa bahay ko, nakikikaen ako sa kanila. Hehe! Nothing beats my mom's (and my dad's) cooking! Everytime I visit them, laging masarap ulam nila! Buti pa sila. LOL!

"Di ka ba nalulungkot/natatakot?" Natatakot. Ndi ako takot sa multo. Takot ako sa magnanakaw! Yun lang ang downside ng mag-isa. May guard nga dito kaso wala namang kwenta. Nalulungkot? Minsan nalulungkot ako. Especially when it's raining. Syempre, perfect time yun para mag senti! Hehe. Pero lately, ndi nako masyado nalulungkot. Bakit? Uhmmm, sakin nalang yun. LOL.

Bakit ako nakajacket sa bahay? Malamig kase ang buga ng electric fan ko! LOL

At ang pinakanakakainis na tanong sa lahat - "Bakit kasi ndi ka pa mag-asawa para ndi ka nag-iisa?" Excusssse me, at kelan pa naging sagot sa kalungkutan ang pag-aasawa? Ndi porke mag-isa ka, malungkot ka na! Okay naman ako sa kung anong meron ako now.  I want to marry for the right reasons. Yes, cheezy! =D Darating rin ako dyan, relaks lang. Kung ako nga ndi pa nape-pressure eh, kayo pa. LOL!

So ano ang point ng blog kong to, wala lang. Wala lang akong masulat. Epekto ata to ng isang latang San Mig Light. Hehe. Good Morninggggggg!

Have a great weekend ahead!

The Unpure One,


Monday, August 9, 2010

Tatlong bente-sinko

Diba noong mga bata pa tayo, ang tawag naten at ng ating mga kalaro sa mga "peklat" ay barya o piso o bente-singko?

Naaalala niyo pa ba ang post kong --> ito??? Nung aking kinwento na noong kabataan ko'y wala akong magarang laruan? Ang laruan ko lang noon ay mga papel na manika na binibili sa suking tindahan. Ngunit mas malimit na ako ay naglalaro sa kalsada. Naglalaro ng lupa, nakikipagtakbuhan, gumagawa ng lobo gamit ang gumamela.

Dahil lage ako naglalaro sa labas, lagi akong nasusugatan. Kung ano anong mikrobyo siguro ang pumasok sa katawan ko kaya nagkaroon ako ng maraming peklat.

Battle scars! Hehehe! (Taken when I was 6yrs old, SM North)

At ndi lang sila basta bastang peklat! Sila ang peklat of all peklats! Hahaha! They're big and juicy! Yakkkkk, kadiri! Hahahaha! Pero wala sa biro, ndi sila ordinaryo. Masakit sila pag natatamaan, minsan nagdudugo, minsan natutuklap.

Maihahalintulad ko sila sa mga napagdaanan ko sa buhay. May mga mapapait akong nakaraan -- mga nagdaang nagdulot sakin ng poot at sakit. Kahit na ilang taon na ang nakalipas, kapag may pagkakataon na nakakapag paalala sakin nito, nararamdaman ko uli ang sakit. Akala ko tuluyan nang naghilom, ndi pa pala. Andyan lang sya, nakaabang, nagbabadyang magparamdam. 

Ang mga masasakit na bagay, yun daw ang nagpapatibay sa buhay.  Naniniwala ako dito. Madami na kong napagdaanan kahit na bente-anyos (20?!?) pa lang ako ngayon. Nyahaha! 

Nandyan na ako'y iniwan, ako'y nang-iwan, ako'y niloko, ako'y pinangakuan. At ndi lang yan sa buhay pag-ibig, sa ibang aspeto rin ng buhay ko yan naranasan. Bata pa lang ako, natutunan ko ng tumayo pagkatapos kong madapa. Natural lang na umiyak ng konti, pero konting pagpag lang, konting punas, ayan at lalakad na uli ako.

Ganyan rin ang ginawa ko nitong nagka-isip nako. Dinadama ko ang sakit, iniiyak ko at pagkatapos nun, nagmomove on nako. Wala kang mapapala sa buhay kung iyak ka lang ng iyak. Kelangan, bumangon ka! Hindi ako nagmamatapang, hindi ako nagmamagaling. Ang gusto ko lang iparating ay sa bawat pagkakadapa, sa bawat sugat, sa bawat sakit, darating din ang panahon na ito'y tuluyang maghihilom din.

Anong ginagawa ko sa kakahuyan? Uhmmm eh, wala kang pakialam! Hahahaha!
(Vietnam, February 2010)

Nagising nalang ako isang araw na wala na ang sakit, wala na ang kirot, wala na ang hapdi. Pagtingin ko, wala na ang mga peklat ko. Simbulo ito ng panibagong buhay, panibagong karanasan, panibagong panahon upang lumaban sa buhay. Ndi ako natatakot na madapa uli, na magkasugat, na magkapeklat, ika nga ng kalaro ko dati "Been there, Been That"! Hehe. 

xx I'm sorry if I'm not making sense. You know naman na I'm not really sanay to write in Filipino! Haha! Yeah, right! LOL! I hope I got my message across even if it's some kinda malabo, hahaha! Basta ang bottomline nun, wala nakong tatlong bente-singko ngayon! Yayyyyyyy!

The Unpure One,


3D Mania

Speaking of 3D, even FHM (ef-etch-em) has joined the hype! Nyeks! Sexy girls clad in 2-piece bikinis can now be seen in 3D! Whoaaaaaa.

FHM in 3D

So who’s joining the bandwagon next? Tiktik? Abante? Libre? Philippine Star? Remate? Bandera? LOL!!!!!

I hope Pilipinas Win na Win doesn’t follow soon. I don’t want to see Kris Aquino in all her 3D glory! Hehehe.


On a sidenote, I’d like to thank the following guys for mentioning me in their blogs (not in 3D though, lol).

I’m sooo tatsHehe! Ngunit bakit ganun, panglabas na kaanyuan lang? Wala bang pupuna sa angking kong talento sa pagsusulat? BWAHAHAHAHAAH! 



That’s all folks.

Have a great week ahead! 

Take Care, alright? The roads are slippery because of the rain. Drive slowly.

The Unpure One,


Sunday, August 8, 2010

Weekend Fun

I had a very busy week! Busy with work and school. Not to mention that it was my midterms yesterday so I had to review the past few days. I missed blogging! LOL.

I met up with my friend yesterday after school. Since we were both bored and we didn't have any solid plans, we just opted to watch a movie. I wanted to go to Trinoma but my friend insisted that we watch SALT in Eastwood.

We went in 10mins before showtime. Just in time to watch the trailers of upcoming films. I noticed that most of the movies today are in 3D. Nyeks! Even the sequel of Step Up is in 3D! Why oh why? WEIRD!

Anyway, back to SALT. Angelina was a one-woman team in the film, very far from reality I know, pero ang ganda ng dating! Imagine, napatay nya lahat ng Russians sa movie! Assteeg! Haha! Pelikula nga naman!

After the film, we drove around Tomas Morato and we saw this place that sells Ilocos Empanada. My friend explained that it's very different from the empanada in Goldilocks because this one has egg, veggies and longganisa inside. And it tastes so much better if eaten with vinegar. Hmmmm, vinegar and empanada? Now, that got me curious.

Ilocos Empanada

The wrapper is orange flour, much like the one used in kwek-kwek, I think. Hehe. And true enough, there's egg and longganisa inside. Masarap sya in a weird kind of way. And it really tastes better if you put Ilocos vinegar in it. Yum! Try it! It's near the Rotating Virgin Mary image in Scout Fernandez, Quezon City. 

So tell me, how did your weekend go?

Lakas ng ulan lately, try to stay indoors! Keep safe everyone! :-)

The Unpure One,


Thursday, August 5, 2010

Day 6 of the 14-Day Challenge

Remember when I told you I received a mystery package in the mail last week, right?

Mystery Hair Care Brand

The cat's finally out of the bag because the Mystery Hair Care Pack is none other than PANTENE!

I started using the product a couple of days ago. And I really love the smell of the shampoo! When I opened the bottle, it reminded me of nice memories when I was little. The shampoo smells like this melon candy I used to eat way back in Elementary. The scent is not entirely fruity, but just the right hint of sweetness to make your guy go gaga over you when he catches the scent of your hair.

What about the conditioner? Hmmm, the conditioner doesn't have the same scent as the shampoo. It smells okay but not as awesome. I still love the conditioner though despite the fact that the smell doesn't follow you. Here's why:

My hair is short but when I feel tired at work, I usually tie my hair in a bun so I can massage the stressed muscles at the back of my neck.

So when I un-tie it after 8 hours, I look like a mess! Hair's curled every which way! UGH!


And it's not just messy and curly, it's also full of tangles. Probably because I have a weird way of tying my hair. When I started using the conditioner, I can feel that my hair has less tangles - whether it's wet or dry. There's no major improvement in my hair texture yet, c'mon, cut it some slack, it's only been 6 days. LOL! But the minor changes that I can see as early as now is that it's bouncier and it's softer to the touch.

I will continue using PANTENE in the next few weeks in the hopes that I can see better results when it comes to hair texture and elasticity.

PANTENE Hair Care products

One more day to go before the week is over, yeheyyyyy! It's raining outside, hope everyone's safe and dry!

The Unpure One,


DISCLAIMER : This is not a paid ad. The blog owner is not in any way connected to P&G. The review expressed by the blog owner is solely for the purpose of doing a product review - no hidden agendas involved (LOL). Just like PANTENE's famous tag line - YOU TRY, YOU DECIDE! :-)

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Let's Go Green: "Reusable Condom"

We used to study about this this in Elementary and Highschool. My teachers taught us that we can only have so much junk so it's better to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle. Hmmmmm, is that why there is an abundance of 'Ukay-Ukay' and Surplus stores everywhere? Would you consider buying used clothes? Or worse, used underwears (skidmarks and all)? Hahaha! [I know I can be gross sometimes, Sorry, lol]

While we are on the subject of Reusing, did you know that back in 1640, they were able to un-earth the oldest surviving condom in the world. And it is not just your ordinary rubber, it is REUSABLE. Like ewwwwww! Hahaha!

Oldest "Reusable Condom" in 'mint' condition - Up for Sale in eBay for only $20 **

What's really rad about this is that when they discovered the reusable condom,  it came with an original user's manual written in Latin! Holycamolyfuckmeinthealley! LOL! I wonder what 's in the manual. Let's see, let me guess :

Step 1. Think naughty thoughts to get your bird up.
Step 2. Once it's hard, roll the condom all the way down to the base.
Step 3. Do the deed!
     Step 3.1 Do it doggy-style.
     Step 3.2 Do it missionary
     Step 3.3 If everything gets boring, refer to Kamasutra
     Step 3.4 If you still find it boring, just imagine someone else. Say, Anna Kournikova? Or Maria Ozawa?
     Step 3.5 If you still find it boringzzzz, imagine David Beckham or David Letterman (lol)! WTF!
Step 4. After the deed, wash the condom.
Step 5. Repeat steps 1 to 4 if you are with a hot, sexy Latina. (or Latino)

This wonderful piece of artifact is now on display in the Austrian Museum. According to the manual, the said condom needs to be dipped or submerged in warm milk before using in order to avoid diseases.

Eventhough I am for Reusing, Reducing and Recycling, I hope that Reusable Condoms do not make a comeback in the market. (not anytime soon, not ever!)

The Unpure One,


** LOL, I'm just kidding about the ad! :) But yeah, the picture is for real.
[Source: here]
[Photo credit: here]