Sunday, August 15, 2010

Got Cock?

Dear Next-Door Neighbor,

I hope you read my blog. 

I just want to tell you that I hate your cock! I mean, don't get me wrong, I love cocks, but not your cock! Yours is dirty and stinky.

I like clean, big, nice-smelling, cute-looking cocks. 

I like it when a cock rouses me from my sleep. It's the best way to start the day. I feel energetic and lively and pretty.      

But yours? I hate it when your cock wakes me up from my slumber. Your cock is freaking noisy! Your cock makes weird noises at odd hours! I HATE IT!  

If you are too lazy to do necessary actions to tame your cock, at least let me handle it. I can tame even the wildest of cocks. Hahaha. I want to live in a world of peace so please, let's tame your cock soon. 


P.S. You know how I love to attach images to every post I make, right? So I googled  "Man Holding his cock" and well, uhmmmm, let's just say that the images are not MTRCB-friendly. Hahaha. Ayheytchu Google, you are so bastos! LOL. 

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How about you, dear readers? Got Cock? How do you keep your cocks clean and fresh? LOL!

Have a great Sunday everyone!



The Unpure Cock-Tamer,


-=K=-


16 comments:

enzo said...

haha panalo to bes! i love it! :D

-=K=- said...

Enzo - hi bes! Kaw talaga basta cock ang bilis mo mag-react. Haha! I love you and I miss you! Mwah!

Anonymous said...

tignan mo nga ang labels mo..hahahaha. ^_^

-kikilabotz

-=K=- said...

Marvs - nyahaha! Ganyan talaga. Yan ang tinatawag na 'marketing ploy'. LOL! Ikaw Marvs, got cock? Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

errr.... di na naman ako nakarelate!



an_indecent_mind

nozrath said...

Khaye, you should try searching for "Rooster" instead of "Cock".
Or try "Sabungero". hahaha.

Anyway, there are ways to tame that cock and it involves as simple as wa tu si. Hehehe. Use your imagination.

Pero about the disturbing noise, well, Roosters are very light sleepers and react to the most subtle of noises. There must be something else that woke the cock up.

Well, you can't win an argument against a breeder or a cock fighter when it comes to his cock. They tend to love their own cock more than their own sons.

My dad used to beat me half way to death just because the rooster caught a cold while left in my care. Tried to make me feel guilty by saying "Kung ikaw magkasakit at di kita dinala sa ospital, ano gagawin mo?"

Well, he's f*c*ed up but I don't know about your neighbor.

Don Dee said...

If you've exhausted all diplomatic avenues (i.e. talked to them, or to the barangay officials, or the homeowners' association) and are now ready to go to war, this is what you do. Develop a sudden love for roasted cashew nuts. And you just have to roast them yourselves. The fumes from this is poison to chickens.

Back in college, I used a roommate's "boy pana" (he was a fratman) to shoot a neighbor's dog because I was sick and tired of having that fcuking thing harass me every day. I tried talking to them to no avail. So I just went ahead and killed it. Oh yeah, I killed it on the street close to our rented apartment. So the neighbor can not complain because it was again harassing me.

neckromancer said...

Kulang sa sex ang cock ng kapitbahay niyo. Kung may sex iyan sa umaga, hindi iyan maingay sa gabi.

gesmunds said...

lol! naloka ako lalo sa mga labels! at dahil bago ako dito,, hhhmmm.. napasilip rin muna ako sa mga writings sa mga labels na un! interesting indeed, haha! ;)

back to the cocks,,i hate those kind of cocks too.. i'll be a suspect kung biglang mawala un! hehe!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's the funniest cock tale ever!

Your neighbor's dirty and stinky cock must really be making you miserable.

I can understand how you feel. Except for my own pet cock, I've never liked other cocks.

Let's see, we could shoot his cock, but that would be a messy and noisy solution. Done Dee's "boy pana" sounds good, but it would still leave evidence of a crime.

How about pepper spray? If that doesn't season him good, try poison, a strong, long-lasting and undetectable poison. When the cock dies and your neighbor cooks it for dinner... hmmm, the possibilities are intriguing.

You could even kill two birds with one stone?

Don Dee said...

gesmunds,

My suggestion for -=K=- is to roast kasoy (for the poisonous to chicken fumes). I only cited my personal experience to illustrate how I don't let people fcuk me around. Once I rented an apartment in cubao. Next door neighbor had a baby that cries all night. Of course, I can not complain. Bawi na lang ako. I bark like a dog every 6 am when I get up for work. Lol.

-=K=- said...

gesmunds - welcome to my blog. Pasensya ka na kung naculture-shock ka ng konti. Hehe! Di bale, masasanay ka din. Kita mo sila, sanay na. Hehe!

soltero said...

ahahha thank god the cocks i like do not make sounds like that bwahahah...
and if they do, i will freak out bwahahha :P

YanaH said...

kaloka!
this actually made my day!
hahahaha..

Jag said...

I have a cock. And it's adorable. That's all bwahahaha...a-dick ka! LOL

khantotantra said...

grabe sa labels, panalo pag sinearch!

mahirap nga pag istorbo ang cock. lalo na pag dirty :p

napatawa ako ngayong umaga :D