Tatlong bente-sinko

Diba noong mga bata pa tayo, ang tawag naten at ng ating mga kalaro sa mga "peklat" ay barya o piso o bente-singko?

Naaalala niyo pa ba ang post kong --> ito??? Nung aking kinwento na noong kabataan ko'y wala akong magarang laruan? Ang laruan ko lang noon ay mga papel na manika na binibili sa suking tindahan. Ngunit mas malimit na ako ay naglalaro sa kalsada. Naglalaro ng lupa, nakikipagtakbuhan, gumagawa ng lobo gamit ang gumamela.

Dahil lage ako naglalaro sa labas, lagi akong nasusugatan. Kung ano anong mikrobyo siguro ang pumasok sa katawan ko kaya nagkaroon ako ng maraming peklat.

Battle scars! Hehehe! (Taken when I was 6yrs old, SM North)

At ndi lang sila basta bastang peklat! Sila ang peklat of all peklats! Hahaha! They're big and juicy! Yakkkkk, kadiri! Hahahaha! Pero wala sa biro, ndi sila ordinaryo. Masakit sila pag natatamaan, minsan nagdudugo, minsan natutuklap.

Maihahalintulad ko sila sa mga napagdaanan ko sa buhay. May mga mapapait akong nakaraan -- mga nagdaang nagdulot sakin ng poot at sakit. Kahit na ilang taon na ang nakalipas, kapag may pagkakataon na nakakapag paalala sakin nito, nararamdaman ko uli ang sakit. Akala ko tuluyan nang naghilom, ndi pa pala. Andyan lang sya, nakaabang, nagbabadyang magparamdam. 

Ang mga masasakit na bagay, yun daw ang nagpapatibay sa buhay.  Naniniwala ako dito. Madami na kong napagdaanan kahit na bente-anyos (20?!?) pa lang ako ngayon. Nyahaha! 

Nandyan na ako'y iniwan, ako'y nang-iwan, ako'y niloko, ako'y pinangakuan. At ndi lang yan sa buhay pag-ibig, sa ibang aspeto rin ng buhay ko yan naranasan. Bata pa lang ako, natutunan ko ng tumayo pagkatapos kong madapa. Natural lang na umiyak ng konti, pero konting pagpag lang, konting punas, ayan at lalakad na uli ako.

Ganyan rin ang ginawa ko nitong nagka-isip nako. Dinadama ko ang sakit, iniiyak ko at pagkatapos nun, nagmomove on nako. Wala kang mapapala sa buhay kung iyak ka lang ng iyak. Kelangan, bumangon ka! Hindi ako nagmamatapang, hindi ako nagmamagaling. Ang gusto ko lang iparating ay sa bawat pagkakadapa, sa bawat sugat, sa bawat sakit, darating din ang panahon na ito'y tuluyang maghihilom din.

Anong ginagawa ko sa kakahuyan? Uhmmm eh, wala kang pakialam! Hahahaha!

(Vietnam, February 2010)

Nagising nalang ako isang araw na wala na ang sakit, wala na ang kirot, wala na ang hapdi. Pagtingin ko, wala na ang mga peklat ko. Simbulo ito ng panibagong buhay, panibagong karanasan, panibagong panahon upang lumaban sa buhay. Ndi ako natatakot na madapa uli, na magkasugat, na magkapeklat, ika nga ng kalaro ko dati "Been there, Been That"! Hehe. 

xx I'm sorry if I'm not making sense. You know naman na I'm not really sanay to write in Filipino! Haha! Yeah, right! LOL! I hope I got my message across even if it's some kinda malabo, hahaha! Basta ang bottomline nun, wala nakong tatlong bente-singko ngayon! Yayyyyyyy!

The Unpure One,

-=K=-

3D Mania

Speaking of 3D, even FHM (ef-etch-em) has joined the hype! Nyeks! Sexy girls clad in 2-piece bikinis can now be seen in 3D! Whoaaaaaa.

FHM in 3D

So who’s joining the bandwagon next? Tiktik? Abante? Libre? Philippine Star? Remate? Bandera? LOL!!!!!

I hope Pilipinas Win na Win doesn’t follow soon. I don’t want to see Kris Aquino in all her 3D glory! Hehehe.

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On a sidenote, I’d like to thank the following guys for mentioning me in their blogs (not in 3D though, lol).

Top Ten Hottest Bloggers

Top Five Sexiest Bloggers

I’m sooo tats! Hehe! Ngunit bakit ganun, panglabas na kaanyuan lang? Wala bang pupuna sa angking kong talento sa pagsusulat? BWAHAHAHAHAAH! 

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That’s all folks.

Have a great week ahead! 

Take Care, alright? The roads are slippery because of the rain. Drive slowly.

The Unpure One,

-=K=-

Weekend Fun

I had a very busy week! Busy with work and school. Not to mention that it was my midterms yesterday so I had to review the past few days. I missed blogging! LOL.

I met up with my friend yesterday after school. Since we were both bored and we didn't have any solid plans, we just opted to watch a movie. I wanted to go to Trinoma but my friend insisted that we watch SALT in Eastwood.

We went in 10mins before showtime. Just in time to watch the trailers of upcoming films. I noticed that most of the movies today are in 3D. Nyeks! Even the sequel of Step Up is in 3D! Why oh why? WEIRD!

Anyway, back to SALT. Angelina was a one-woman team in the film, very far from reality I know, pero ang ganda ng dating! Imagine, napatay nya lahat ng Russians sa movie! Assteeg! Haha! Pelikula nga naman!

After the film, we drove around Tomas Morato and we saw this place that sells Ilocos Empanada. My friend explained that it's very different from the empanada in Goldilocks because this one has egg, veggies and longganisa inside. And it tastes so much better if eaten with vinegar. Hmmmm, vinegar and empanada? Now, that got me curious.

Ilocos Empanada

The wrapper is orange flour, much like the one used in kwek-kwek, I think. Hehe. And true enough, there's egg and longganisa inside. Masarap sya in a weird kind of way. And it really tastes better if you put Ilocos vinegar in it. Yum! Try it! It's near the Rotating Virgin Mary image in Scout Fernandez, Quezon City. 

So tell me, how did your weekend go?

Lakas ng ulan lately, try to stay indoors! Keep safe everyone! :-)

The Unpure One,

-=K=-

Day 6 of the 14-Day Challenge

Remember when I told you I received a mystery package in the mail last week, right?

Mystery Hair Care Brand

The cat's finally out of the bag because the Mystery Hair Care Pack is none other than PANTENE!

I started using the product a couple of days ago. And I really love the smell of the shampoo! When I opened the bottle, it reminded me of nice memories when I was little. The shampoo smells like this melon candy I used to eat way back in Elementary. The scent is not entirely fruity, but just the right hint of sweetness to make your guy go gaga over you when he catches the scent of your hair.


What about the conditioner? Hmmm, the conditioner doesn't have the same scent as the shampoo. It smells okay but not as awesome. I still love the conditioner though despite the fact that the smell doesn't follow you. Here's why:


My hair is short but when I feel tired at work, I usually tie my hair in a bun so I can massage the stressed muscles at the back of my neck.

So when I un-tie it after 8 hours, I look like a mess! Hair's curled every which way! UGH!

Wow, BRUHA!

And it's not just messy and curly, it's also full of tangles. Probably because I have a weird way of tying my hair. When I started using the conditioner, I can feel that my hair has less tangles - whether it's wet or dry. There's no major improvement in my hair texture yet, c'mon, cut it some slack, it's only been 6 days. LOL! But the minor changes that I can see as early as now is that it's bouncier and it's softer to the touch.

I will continue using PANTENE in the next few weeks in the hopes that I can see better results when it comes to hair texture and elasticity.

PANTENE Hair Care products

One more day to go before the week is over, yeheyyyyy! It's raining outside, hope everyone's safe and dry!

 

The Unpure One,

-=K=-

DISCLAIMER : This is not a paid ad. The blog owner is not in any way connected to P&G. The review expressed by the blog owner is solely for the purpose of doing a product review - no hidden agendas involved (LOL). Just like PANTENE's famous tag line - YOU TRY, YOU DECIDE! :-)

Let's Go Green: "Reusable Condom"

We used to study about this this in Elementary and Highschool. My teachers taught us that we can only have so much junk so it's better to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle. Hmmmmm, is that why there is an abundance of 'Ukay-Ukay' and Surplus stores everywhere? Would you consider buying used clothes? Or worse, used underwears (skidmarks and all)? Hahaha! [I know I can be gross sometimes, Sorry, lol]

While we are on the subject of Reusing, did you know that back in 1640, they were able to un-earth the oldest surviving condom in the world. And it is not just your ordinary rubber, it is REUSABLE. Like ewwwwww! Hahaha!

Oldest "Reusable Condom" in 'mint' condition - Up for Sale in eBay for only $20 **

What's really rad about this is that when they discovered the reusable condom,  it came with an original user's manual written in Latin! Holycamolyfuckmeinthealley! LOL! I wonder what 's in the manual. Let's see, let me guess :


Step 1. Think naughty thoughts to get your bird up.
Step 2. Once it's hard, roll the condom all the way down to the base.
Step 3. Do the deed!
     Step 3.1 Do it doggy-style.
     Step 3.2 Do it missionary
     Step 3.3 If everything gets boring, refer to Kamasutra
     Step 3.4 If you still find it boring, just imagine someone else. Say, Anna Kournikova? Or Maria Ozawa?
     Step 3.5 If you still find it boringzzzz, imagine David Beckham or David Letterman (lol)! WTF!
Step 4. After the deed, wash the condom.
Step 5. Repeat steps 1 to 4 if you are with a hot, sexy Latina. (or Latino)


This wonderful piece of artifact is now on display in the Austrian Museum. According to the manual, the said condom needs to be dipped or submerged in warm milk before using in order to avoid diseases.


Eventhough I am for Reusing, Reducing and Recycling, I hope that Reusable Condoms do not make a comeback in the market. (not anytime soon, not ever!)






The Unpure One,


-=K=-



** LOL, I'm just kidding about the ad! :) But yeah, the picture is for real.
[Source: here]
[Photo credit: here]