If This Isn't The World's Biggest Tits, I Don't Know What Is!!!

I always write stuff about men's dingdongs (read posts here and here and here.) but have not had a post yet about a woman's airbags - you know, those 2 big baloneys up there. (Yes, I'm trying my best to be prude. NOT!) Okay, to be fair to my species, this post is all about our twin bazookas. Hehehe.

I learned just today that there's a breast size KKK. Fuck! Triple K's? Oh yes, I can't belive it too. All along I thought triple D's were the largest bra size ever. But Triple K? Holysweetmercifulmotherofcrap! I feel so teeny tiny! My self-esteem has taken a deep plunge in the abyss! Mine doesnt even reach an A! Well it's an A okay but it's more of an 'a'. Yeah small letter, it is. Hahaha! So you can just imagine how flabbergasted (I don't even know what that word means, i just used it because it sounds exagerrated. LOL!) I was when I learned about this!

You know who owns a pair of this Triple K's? Read on you lazy bitch! :)

28-year-old Sheyla Hershey of Brazil is the proud owner of the world's largest breasts -- with a staggering, life-threatening, and unfortunately-named bra size of 38KKK.

 Please be merciful and give me just a tiny bit of that, please? Please? Please? *LOL*

In May, ABC News reported that Hershey's breasts were 34 FFF after eight surgeries and one gallon of silicone. But she wasn't done yet. On her way to achieving her dream, she encountered certain roadblocks, like Texas law. The state limits the amount of silicone that one person put in their body because the implants could kill her. So she headed to Brazil, which has no such restrictions, and walked away with the breasts of her dreams.

Sheyla Hershey, born Sheyla Almeida Hershey, singer, dancer, actress and model resides in Houston, Texas. Sheyla is 5'3" and is a talent on the rise. She is a twenty-eight year old Sagittarius. Sheyla is a proud wife and mother. Sheyla was born in Brazil and likes to travel. Sheyla is fluent in Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Chinese and English.

Sheyla takes her craft seriously in that she has had over 18 plastic surgeries, mostly to her breast, but also her nose, lips and buttocks. She is currently at a breast size of KKK. For this, she has been awarded with the Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of World records award.

I can't shaker her image off my head. LOL. Disturbing much.


The Unpure Lolita,


-=K=-


[Here's a link to her website]

I Want One..... NOT!

This picture had me rolling on the floor with laughter ten times over. :)

What can I do? I just love everything non-sense. LOL. Have a great start of the week everyone!




The Unpure Girl Who Wishes to have a Bracelet like that,


-=K=-

Call of the Red

It’s not normal for me to feel sad and melancholic out of the blue. I mean I was perfectly fine and chirpy yesterday morning and come 9pm last night, my mood started to change. Weird, right?  I just knew something was wrong with me. And true to my inkling, the culprit surfaced in no time – it was the Call of the Red. LOL. I don’t like it when my hormones are running crazy. It makes me feel super moody. Sigh. Of course you guys can’t relate because you don’t get to experience this every month. Good for you!

 

Anyway, I went to work today. Yes, on a Sunday no less. And that makes me a certified loser, I know. Month-ends are really a pain in the bun. Much like getting an anal sans the lubricant. Ouch! There are deadlines that need to be addressed and quotas that need to be met. Welcome to the real world! :)

 

And oh, I got my new baby today. I love working with complicated things and this baby of mine has a dial for both manual and automatic operation that I don’t even know where to begin. I hate reading manuals, tsk tsk tsk. Women! Hehehehe.

 

Canon SX120 IS

Yay! I am not sad anymore. Thank you Canon for easing my loneliness. LOL. 

Do you know where I can buy a pouch for this model? The store where I got it doesnt sell any.

The Unpure Paparazzi,

-=K=-

Ho-Hum

I feel strangely melancholic tonight. A visit to my *"happy place"  plus a yummy icecream treat from the Iceberg's nearby is badly needed in times like this. Gotta replenish 'em good vibes.

Mask

© Potsim And Pikachu 

I was once sad and lonely,
Having nobody to comfort me,
So I wore a mask that always smiled;
To hide my feelings behind a lie.

Before long, I had many friends;
With my mask, I was one of them.
But deep inside, I still felt empty,
Like I was missing a part of me.

Nobody could hear my cries at night
For I designed my mask to hide the lies.
Nobody could see the pain I was feeling
For I designed my mask to be laughing.

Behind all the smiles were the tears
And behind all the comfort were the fears.
Everything you think you see,
Wasn't everything there was to me.

Day by day,
I was slowly dying.
I couldn't go on,
There was something missing..

Until now I'm still searching
For the thing that'll stop my crying.
For someone who'll erase my fears,
For the person who'll wipe my tears.

But till then I'll keep on smiling.
Hiding behind this mask I'm wearing.
Hoping one day I can smile,
Till then, I'll be here.. waiting.

The Unpure Emotera,

-=K=-

*Perpetual Adoration in St. Paul the Apostle, Timog

Things That Make Me Happppyyyyy

1. Being with my family makes me happy. I love hanging out with my sibs and their kids. There's no greater feeling than playing with my nieces and nephews and teasing them to the point when they're almost crying. I love it! Hehehehe!

2. I don't have a landline at home since I don't see any use for it.  I usually stay at work longer than I should  so it's more convenient for friends and family to reach me thru my mobile phone. On days when I get hungry, I just order through McDonald's online.Their fast and efficient system makes me happy.

3. Clean public restrooms make me happy. I'm not finicky but who would want to sit in a dirty, soiled toilet seat, right?

 4. Colorful things make me happy! I love colorssssss! I can not live in a black and white world! I like 'em loud and vibrant - from clothes to shoes to flowers. I love, love, love them in different colors! :)

 If you think these are super colorful.. boy, you haven't seen my unit yet! LOL! 

My unit's a mad house! I have orange walls with yellow accent, my cabinets are color(ed) green and my bedroom's in pink! Hehehe! It's crazy and funky - just the way I like it! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee =D

5. Blogging makes me happy. Isn't it obvious? 

6. Walkalators make me happy! How I wish there's a walkator outside my unit all the way to the office. That would be heavenly!

7. Ox brain and isaw and balut make me happy! It's bad for my health I know. But what can I do? Diba nga they say, 'kung ano yung madumi, yun yung masarap?' Hahaha! [Translation: the dirtier the food, the tastier!]

8. Making small talk with people in the airport (while waiting for my flight) makes me happy.  I met this nice girl who also loves to blog. You can check out all her travel photos here. 

9. Being with my friends makes me happy. There's nothing like catching up with my girlfriends and swapping sappy life and love stories over margarita, beer, and shots of blowjob. Wait, did I say blowjob? =P

That's the Unpure One in the middle with 2 of my best galpals ♥ ♥ ♥ (Yup, the saying's true - Pretty girls flock together. LOL!)

  

10. Perfect jumpshots make me happy! I love being all silly and goofy in front of the camera and lately, me and my friends have been practicing real hard to take the perfect jumpshot. Hehe. Shallow, right? I don't care because it makes me happy =)

 Super un-glamorous I know, but what the heck! I'm happy! *smile*

How about you, what makes you happy? 

The Unpure Jumpshot Expert,

-=K=-

[P.S.  I'm busy with work this week. I'll blog about my China trip in the next few days.]