Simple Pero Rock!

I'm a very simple girl with very simple dreams. I dress in simple clothes, I don't put on too much make-up. I wear just a hint of perfume. Simple things make me happy.

I am simplicity personified.

I am not a big fan of commercials but when I saw this tonight on TV, I instantly loved it! It's simple yet the message it wants to convey hits right home. It's super cute! I liket!

If you haven't watched the Coffeemate commercial yet, see the vid below. :)

Have a good week everyone!


The Unpure One,


-=K=-

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Kahit di ka mag make-up o pumorma,
Mas mahalaga'y bawat sandaling tayo'y magkasama.


Sa sarap ng Nestle Coffeemate,
Walang kapalit ang sarap at timpla
Di hahanap ng iba.


(Mananatili 'to, at ndi magbabago.)

Recharge

I've been working in the same company for 5 years now and my colleagues always ask me where I get my motivation and positivity from. On my performance review last month, my boss commended me for having a very positive take on things.

My friends also tell me that I am a very positive person. I don't know what made them say that but I guess looking at the glass half-full has always been one of my inborn qualities. But what's alarming is that lately, I feel like I'm running out of positive vibes.

Stress from the daily grind... responsibilities... personal issues...unrealized expectations... Sigh. These are things that get the best of me sometimes. I am human too, you know. I can't be all positive and sunshin-y all of the time.

So just for tonight, I'd give myself the chance to rant. To become a scrooge. To not be my usual self. Because sometimes it's okay to not be okay.

What to do in times like these?

1. Move, move, move! Yes, it's nice to exercise and sweat all your stress away. So last night, I put on my midriff tanktop and my skimpy shorts and I danced in front of the mirror. Hahaha! Yes, I danced to the tune of Keisha's TikTok. At 2-freakin-AM! LOL. And it felt real good. I danced, gyrated and made a goofball of myself. 'Twas fun!

2. Eat to your heart's content! This morning I stuffed myself silly with all things yummy. I ate palabok, fresh lumpia, kwek-kwek, egg pie and banana bread. Yeheyyyyyy.

3. Rekindle an old hobby! I've been real busy with school and work and life the past few months that I sort of lost the time and interest to read books. This week, I started reconnecting with my paperbacks. I'm currently reading Nelson DeMille's "The General's Daughter".

4. Think of your blessings!

5. Pray.

And last but not the least, blog about it! Hahaha. Yes, it's really therapeutic to put all your emotions on print. Because it's sometimes nice to acknowledge within yourself that you are not okay. What's not okay is when you don't feel okay and you don't do anything to be okay. Hehehehe, kakahilo no? :)

Well at least I'm doing something about it. So I'm sure I'll be back to being Ms. Sunshine in the next few days.

How about you, are you losing it? What do you do to recharge?

Hope everyone's having a fantastic Friday!


The Unpure One,


-=K=-

STAY

You came at a time when I wasn't looking for someone,
I was happpy being alone,
I was happy doing things on my own,
I was happy being me.

Just when I already accepted the fact
that I am going to live my life alone,
you came.

You came and my whole world changed.

You brought the smile back on my face.
You brought sunshine.
You brought hope.

And most important of all,
You brought you.
You brought you and your love.
You brought you and your heart.
You brought everything that is wonderful.

You came and changed the status quo.

Just when I thought I was happy being alone,
You came.
And you made my life even better.
So please don't go anywhere.
Stay.

I love you. :)


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Yes, Mushy Monday it is! Hahahaha! Love, love, love! Happy Week ahead!


The Unpure One,


-=K=-


[Photo Credit : here]

FACT YOU! (Part Deux)

(Part 1 can be found here --> hit me!)

15 Random Facts About Me:

1. I cry everytime I poo. Hahahahahah! Yes I do, seriously. I don't kow if there's a medical explanation for that. Is the a-hole connected to the tear ducts? LOL!!!!


2. I talk like a man. (Refer to #1 as example) Yes. I talk about dirty, eeeky, and mostly unpure stuff. I curse like a man too. Haha! Yes I know that's bad but I can't help it. That's why I have a lot of male friends. Men easily warm up to me because I talk like them.


3. My favorite curse? "Fuckin sh!t" --  I utter these words when I get excited or anxious or pissed off or when I am hot and bothered. LOL.


4.  My ultimate dream date is to go on a picnic. Basket full of munchies, cheese and crackers, beer/wine, and banig! Yes, the works! And we'll be surrounded by all things green and flowery! I super like! I've never been out on a picnic date before. It sucks to be me. Hahahahaa.


5. When I'm running out of cash while shopping, I usually take a picture of the dress that I wasn't able to buy to serve as a reminder for me to buy it the next time around. (But yeah, majority of the time, ndi ko na sya nababalikan.. LOL!)

Like the other day, I bought a dress in the mall. When I was on my way out, I saw this dress but it was too expensive. Bakit ganun? Kung ano yung konti yung tela, yun yung mahal? Hahaha!

6. I can't live without my hair straightening iron. (and my laptop)

7. My dad only spanked me twice during my entire childhood. I can't remember why he spanked me the first time, but the last time he did was because I told my eldest brother "Mamatay Ka Na!". Ayun, napalo ako! Ouchie! (Moral Lesson : pag inaway ang kapatid, siguraduhing hindi maririnig ng tatay nyo. Haha)

8. Contrary to the above, I am close to my brother and sisters. No choice eh! Hahahahaha! I share the juicy secrets of my life to my sisters. My brother? He's the family's biggest goofball. We have loads of fun when we are together.

"The Retards"

9. May umakyat ng ligaw saken dati sa bahay. Muntik nang masuntok ng kuya ko. Hahahahahahaha!

10. My favorite comfort food - isaw, ox brain, fishballs, McDo cheeseburger, eggpie, Marty's! Dame no? =)

11. I don't look the part but I was once a good dancer (PAST TENSE). Hahahaha! I was a member of a dancegroup back in Elementary and we joined a contest. Of course we won first place. Tugtog namen - "Foolish Heart"! Hahahah. Major Ewwwwwww :)

12. I still dance until now. But mostly when no one's watching.

Sideline ko pag weekend - Poledancing. Hahahahaha!

13. I've never been attracted to men with abs

...because.....

14. Men with abs don't find me attractive. (Hahahahahaha, the feeling is mutual pala. LOL!)

15. My favorite song is "Lovely Day" and "Moonriver".

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Thank God it's Friday! Yeheyyyyyyy! Have a good week everyone!

The Unpure One,

-=K=-

McDonald's Twister Fries Is Back!

What goes best with your Big Mac? Or Coke McFloat? Or absolutely anything at McDonald's? A BOX OF TWISTER FRIES, OF COURSE! IT'S BACK!

So get your fill while you can, because Twister Fries is here for a limited time only! Fancy a box or two or three? Go for it. There are no more minimum orders at McDelivery. Just a fixed delivery charge of P40 and you're all set.

Just call 8-McDO (or 8-6236) or log on to www.mcdelivery.com.ph.

Any order, McDonald's delivers.
You can like it on Facebook! Just visit www.Facebook.com/McDo.ph

Let's Play Footsies!

A fetish is a sexual fixation on something - it can be an object or a body part. Google defined it as - "a form of sexual desire in which gratification depends to an abnormal degree on some object or item of clothing or part of the body".

Here are the Top 10 Men's Fetishes according to askmen.com :

10. Stomach
9.   Body Piercing
8.   Leather, Rubber, Vinyl, Latex
7.  Domination and Submission
6.  Feet and Hands
5.  Fingernails and Lipstick
4.  Braids, Ponytails and Pigtails
3.  Water
2.  Golden showers
1.  Voyeurism and Exhibitionism

I can't believe that foot fetish landed on the #6 spot. I'm still shaking my head in disbelief. Tsk tsk tsk. You see, I don't have the world's nicest feet. I can't even begin to describe how my feet looks like. While others usually describe their feet as "mukang luya" (hahahaha), mine looks even worse - it looks like a cauliflower. (rolling on the floor with laughter)

I've inserted a picture of a cauliflower to stress my point. My toes look like that. Seriously. Big, and wrinkly and they have bumps in all the wrong places! Hahahaha! I am not kidding you. My feet has got to be the worst female feet ever. That's why I got really upset when I learned that most men go gaga over women with nice toes or feet or whatev. Oh well.

If your man has a foot fetish and you have cauliflower-looking toes like I do, here's what you can get your man for Christmas.

Introducing the "Pussyfoot". It's a foot with a p*ssy! You can bite 'em, lick 'em, suck 'em and when you're hot and ready to go, just flip it and in the sole, you can find the glorious hole that will lead you to heaven. LOL.

How about you, what's your fetish?

It's Monday once again. Loosen up a bit. Laugh a little. :)

Have a great week ahead people!


The Unpure One,


-=K=-



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When God Made You

He made the sun, He made the moon

to harmonise in perfect tune
One can't move without the other

They just have to be together

And that is why I know it's true

You're for me and I'm for you

Cause my world just can't be right

Without you in my life

I wonder what God was thinking
When He created you
I wonder if He knew everything I would need
Because He made all my dreams come true

He must have heard every prayer I've been praying
Yes, He knew everything I would need
When God made you
When dreams come true
When God made you

He must have been thinking about me

:)

I love you.

Weekend Tales : GAYUMA NI MARIA

I was having a rough day yesterday. I had a stressful week at work and things in the personal front were a bit shaky yesterday. I didn't have dinner the night before and I skipped breakfast yesterday so you can just imagine how hungry I was come lunchtime.

I was in a foul mood and you know how good food can alter your mood, right? And that's when I decided that I wanted to try out GAYUMA NI MARIA. I've heard good reviews about the place. They were originally located in Xavierville but after it got burned down, they moved to a new location near UP Village.

So I hauled my ass over to Maginhawa street. I texted the owner before I went there and she was accomodating enough to give me directions (plus chow points in my book, hehe). I asked if I needed to make reservations prior to going there and she told me that they have enough tables that day to accomodate my lonesome, sexy self. LOL!

This is what will greet you --

And a painting of this boy

And you will also see what's on today's menu --

Menu for the day - Country Side Fling and Size Doesn't Matter... (say what?!?! Haha)

I like going to places that are not too commercialized. I'm a simple girl and I like going to places that doesn't have too much pizzaz. There's beauty in simplicity and Gayuma ni Maria is so much like that. I like that they don't have big, fancy interiors. And it's cute that they have mismatched chairs. It's cute and quirky.

Simple, dainty interiors ala-bread and breakfast... Hehe!

Aside from food, they also sell coffee beans and sex toys! Haha! I like! :)

Okay enough about the interiors, I didn't go there just for that. Haha! Let's get down to business. I ordered appetizer first and because me and the bf started eating healthy for the past two weeks, I can't get myself to order pork or beef. Hehe. Baet ko no? I ordered fish instead.

Kala Ni Mare - P 120

GAYUMATIZED Calamares with jellied littuco (rattan) fruit

I didn't wait that long for the appetizer to arrive. It was served hot and crispy, just the way I liketttt! Aprub! :) They could've just improved the sauce a little bit. It's too sweet for my taste so they could've opted for a sauce with a slightly salty and sour punch. But over all, the calamares was malambot. Purrrfect! Haha!

And then came the main dish. The one I originally ordered wasn't available that day so I ordered the next striking dish in the menu - it's called Once You Go Black, You Never Go Back! Cute name for a dish, right? Very catchy!

Once You Go Black, You Never Go Back - P 225

Cocoa-crusted Cream dory with Chocolate Sauce - you'll never want to eat fish any other way

Because I wasn't feeling particularly jovial and adventuruous that day, I didn't enjoy this dish so much. I didn't feel like chocolate sauce should go with the cream dory. It just doesn't jive! So much like your little sister shouldn't go out with your older brother's barkada. Ganung feeling. It's just taboo! Noooooo! Hahahaha!

The fish was moist and tender and the rice also smelled good. Yes, I am very particular with my rice. I love rice (more than anything that's important in this world. Hahahaha!). I think I would've enjoyed this dish had I not come there in my gloomy, f*cked up mood. If I can only talk to the dish, I'd prolly say "It's not you, it's me". Hahahaha! Relasyon lang. LOL.

Now let's talk about dessert. I asked for the menu again to check for sweet treats and I was caught off guard by the name of their famous dessert - BEATS SEX ANYDAY! Wow. So this dessert is better than sex? What? How? Why? It cannot be!!!!! I had all these questions running through my head, I just have to try it.

Beats Sex Anyday - P 75

Rich chocolate cake mercilessly topped with butterscotch, cream and chocolate bits

Did I feel like it lived up to its name? Hmmmmm. Welllllll... Uhmmmmm... It's hard to decide. Hahahahaha! But one thing's definitely fo' sure, this one is BEST WITH SEX! Hahahahahaha! :)

I make good food reviews, yes? Funny and at the same time informative right? Right? Right? Okay, good. Not your usual kind of boring, in your face reviews, diba? Hahaha. Kapal.

Here's a couple of more shots of the resto -

You can eat in the counter. Parang bahay lang talaga. Cute!

This door will lead you to the second floor

The next time I come back, I would want to sit in this area sa 2nd floor.

I wana have dinner while sitting on the banig and Moonriver's playing in the background!

So cheezyyyyy I likettttt!

Restroom's biggg and clean. Plus points for me. And they have tissue paper! Yeyyy! Hahaha!

I will definitely go back to GAYUMA Ni Maria. We have a lot of unsettled issues. Haha!  I will go back when I'm in a good mood so I won't have to take up all my angst on their dishes. :)

You should try this out too! Be bewitchingly captivated at GAYUMA Ni Maria.

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GAYUMA Ni Maria is located at 123 V. Luna Extension (Maginhawa St.) Sikatuna Village, QC
Hours : 10am to 11pm Mon-Sat and 10am to 10pm Sun
Contact : 0921-6818989
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DIRECTION for DUMMIES : (Hahahahaah!)

From Edsa, turn right on Kamias then left on Anonas (Jollibee). Turn right on V.Luna Extension (first corner). GAYUMA ni Maria will come up on your left after Sr. Pedro Lechon Manok.

From C5, take the Katipunan route then turn left on C.P. Garcia (across Dela Strada) then turn left at the intersection leading to Maginhawa St. (Krus na Ligas). On Maginhawa, turn left. GAYUMA ni Maria will come up on your right side after Bayantel.

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It's Monday again! Have a great start of the week! Spread the love! :)


The Unpure One,

-=K=-

Sa Langit Wala ng BEER

Mahilig ako uminom ng beer. Pag umaalis kame ng mga kaibigan ko, ang order nila lagi Tequila or Vodka. Ako laging inoorder ko, San Miguel Pale Pilsen! Heheheh! Parang tomador lang sa kanto. :) Pag walang Pale Pilsen, pwede na ring San Mig Light!

Bakit ba ako umiinom? Ang sagot ko lagi "Bakit hindi?" Hahahaha! Maiksi lang ang buhay kaya dapat pag dumadating ang pagkakataon na nagsasama sama kayo ng mga kaibigan nyo, sulitin ito at magpakalango sa alak! Hahahaha! At least sa alak at ndi sa pinagbabawal na gamot. Opkors, you have to choose the lesser evil.

Wala akong pinipiling lugar ng pag-inom. Wag lang sa mga lugar na delikado at mababaho.

Choosy naman ako paminsan-minsan.

Umiinom ako sa kanto. (?!) LOL.

Umiinom ako sa mga bahay bahay ng kaibigan.

Umiinom ako sa bar.

At higit sa lahat, umiinom akong mag-isa. Bakit ako nakapikit sa larawang ito? Lasing na! =) 

Hindi naman masama uminom ng alak basta dapat dun lang sa kaya ng utak at katawan. Sa kahit anumang bagay, beer man ito o ndi, everything should be taken/done in moderation. Dahil October ngayon, at Oktoberfest na, tayong lahat ay magdiwang at uminom ng beer all month long! Hahaha!

At bago ko tapusin ang post na ito, may isang pamatay na joke muna ko sa inyo --

Anong beer ang iniinom mo pag bata ka pa?

E di BEER-brand!

Ano ayos ba? Parang lasing lang no? Hahahaha! For the list of Oktoberfest festivities, please go to sanmiguelbeer.com.ph.

Always remember, DRINK MODERATELY!

Kampay,

-=K=-

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P.S. If you aren't doing anything on October 16, Saturday, and you feel like drinking and having fun, you might want to go to Eivissa Superclub. (3rd Floor CTTM Square Tomas Morato cor. Timog Quezon City). Entrance is free. You just have to pay for your drinks/pulutan/etc. I promise you, it'll be a hell of a party! :)