Friday, October 15, 2010

FACT YOU! (Part Deux)

(Part 1 can be found here --> hit me!)

15 Random Facts About Me:

1. I cry everytime I poo. Hahahahahah! Yes I do, seriously. I don't kow if there's a medical explanation for that. Is the a-hole connected to the tear ducts? LOL!!!!


2. I talk like a man. (Refer to #1 as example) Yes. I talk about dirty, eeeky, and mostly unpure stuff. I curse like a man too. Haha! Yes I know that's bad but I can't help it. That's why I have a lot of male friends. Men easily warm up to me because I talk like them.


3. My favorite curse? "Fuckin sh!t" --  I utter these words when I get excited or anxious or pissed off or when I am hot and bothered. LOL.


4.  My ultimate dream date is to go on a picnic. Basket full of munchies, cheese and crackers, beer/wine, and banig! Yes, the works! And we'll be surrounded by all things green and flowery! I super like! I've never been out on a picnic date before. It sucks to be me. Hahahahaa.


5. When I'm running out of cash while shopping, I usually take a picture of the dress that I wasn't able to buy to serve as a reminder for me to buy it the next time around. (But yeah, majority of the time, ndi ko na sya nababalikan.. LOL!)


Like the other day, I bought a dress in the mall. When I was on my way out, I saw this dress but it was too expensive. Bakit ganun? Kung ano yung konti yung tela, yun yung mahal? Hahaha!

6. I can't live without my hair straightening iron. (and my laptop)

7. My dad only spanked me twice during my entire childhood. I can't remember why he spanked me the first time, but the last time he did was because I told my eldest brother "Mamatay Ka Na!". Ayun, napalo ako! Ouchie! (Moral Lesson : pag inaway ang kapatid, siguraduhing hindi maririnig ng tatay nyo. Haha)

8. Contrary to the above, I am close to my brother and sisters. No choice eh! Hahahahaha! I share the juicy secrets of my life to my sisters. My brother? He's the family's biggest goofball. We have loads of fun when we are together.


"The Retards"


9. May umakyat ng ligaw saken dati sa bahay. Muntik nang masuntok ng kuya ko. Hahahahahahaha!

10. My favorite comfort food - isaw, ox brain, fishballs, McDo cheeseburger, eggpie, Marty's! Dame no? =)

11. I don't look the part but I was once a good dancer (PAST TENSE). Hahahaha! I was a member of a dancegroup back in Elementary and we joined a contest. Of course we won first place. Tugtog namen - "Foolish Heart"! Hahahah. Major Ewwwwwww :)

12. I still dance until now. But mostly when no one's watching.

Sideline ko pag weekend - Poledancing. Hahahahaha!

13. I've never been attracted to men with abs

...because.....

14. Men with abs don't find me attractive. (Hahahahahaha, the feeling is mutual pala. LOL!)

15. My favorite song is "Lovely Day" and "Moonriver".

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Thank God it's Friday! Yeheyyyyyyy! Have a good week everyone!


The Unpure One,


-=K=-

13 comments:

Don Dee said...

So that explains the non-attraction.

Guy with abs galore speaking. :DDD

-=K=- said...

Double Dee - hahahaha! Kaya pala walang sparkle sa eyes mo when you saw me. Tinanggal ko pa naman yung jacket ko, wala pa ring epek! Hahahahaha! I forgot, ma-abs ka nga pala! LOL! Misyu!

Nimmy said...

aha! panalo!

"moonriver" is love. :D

-=K=- said...

Yes Nims, super ganda talaga nyan. As in. Pak na pak! LOL!

kikilabotz said...

bwahahahahaha. nasuka ako sa pole dancing. ahahahaha. joke panalong pnalo. totoo naiiyak ka kapag pumupupu ka? ahahaha....

kaya pala hnd ka maatract sa akin ..kasi punong puno ako ng abs. now i know

-=K=- said...

Marvs - yeah ndi ko alam bakit ako napapaluha every single freaking time. Hahahahaha! Onga, isa kang abs na tinubuan ng mukha. Kaya ngayon alam mo na Marvs, "it's not you, it's me" Hahahah. Kiddin'!

Soltero said...

ang weird ng #1 haha, and I'm not surprised sa #2 & 3...

sexy ng pic ah hihihi :P

khantotantra said...

na-curious ako at bakit muntik masuntok ng kuya mo ung suitor mo :D baka may abs :D

-=K=- said...

Soltero - Hahahaha! Yes, i'm weird. I know. Sexy? Opkors, papatalo ba naman ako sa mga pics mong naka sando. LOL! Happy weekend!

Khantz - hahahahaha! Kung may abs yun edi ndi yun na-aattract saken. LOL. Natatawa ko everytime I remember that night. Good thing ndi naman nasuntok. Pinauwe nalang namen ng mommy ko ng maaga para walang tension. Hahaha!

gesmunds said...

natawa namana ako sa #1.. panu un?? lol!

ang cute naman ng pic mo with your siblings! astig! :)

Traveliztera said...

Hahahah #1 & #2 = WIN!!!
Oh yeah, natawa ako sa literal na umakyat ng ligaw! hahahaha!

Traveliztera said...

at teka natawa ako ron sa #13 at #14 wahahhahaa

cheese said...

pag ang comment sa blogspot e katulad nitong may popups pwede akong magcomment.

kaya sasamantalahin ko na.

kapag may umakyat ng ligaw sa anak ko (in a few years time) ako mismo gugulpi

haha