Monday, October 11, 2010

Let's Play Footsies!

A fetish is a sexual fixation on something - it can be an object or a body part. Google defined it as - "a form of sexual desire in which gratification depends to an abnormal degree on some object or item of clothing or part of the body".

Here are the Top 10 Men's Fetishes according to :

10. Stomach
9.   Body Piercing
8.   Leather, Rubber, Vinyl, Latex
7.  Domination and Submission
6.  Feet and Hands
5.  Fingernails and Lipstick
4.  Braids, Ponytails and Pigtails
3.  Water
2.  Golden showers
1.  Voyeurism and Exhibitionism

I can't believe that foot fetish landed on the #6 spot. I'm still shaking my head in disbelief. Tsk tsk tsk. You see, I don't have the world's nicest feet. I can't even begin to describe how my feet looks like. While others usually describe their feet as "mukang luya" (hahahaha), mine looks even worse - it looks like a cauliflower. (rolling on the floor with laughter)

I've inserted a picture of a cauliflower to stress my point. My toes look like that. Seriously. Big, and wrinkly and they have bumps in all the wrong places! Hahahaha! I am not kidding you. My feet has got to be the worst female feet ever. That's why I got really upset when I learned that most men go gaga over women with nice toes or feet or whatev. Oh well.

If your man has a foot fetish and you have cauliflower-looking toes like I do, here's what you can get your man for Christmas.

Introducing the "Pussyfoot". It's a foot with a p*ssy! You can bite 'em, lick 'em, suck 'em and when you're hot and ready to go, just flip it and in the sole, you can find the glorious hole that will lead you to heaven. LOL.

How about you, what's your fetish?

It's Monday once again. Loosen up a bit. Laugh a little. :)

Have a great week ahead people!

The Unpure One,


[Picture Source : here ]


khantotantra said...

hahah, may ganung fetish pala....

di ko lang gets anung pinagkaibahan ng golden shower sa water e halos pareho lang naman halos un. water ay lalabas sa shower. :p

Nimmy said...

golden showers? seriously???



nice post ate khai!

kikilabotz said...

ayun oh. hahaha. natatawa nmn ako sa number 1 mo. hahaha

Super Balentong said...

hahaha, funny! pero totoo nga yun, i mean kahit ako, attracted sa mga girls na may nice toes. spa spa lang katapat nyan. :)

btw - congrats nasa top 10 ka ni kikilabotz.

-=K=- said...

Khantotantra - hi friend. Yung iba kase gusto nila water ang shinashower sa kanila. Yung iba trip nila weewee! Hahahaha! Ikaw alin mas trip mo? LOL

Nimmy - seriously. Na-try mo na ba yun? :p

Marvs - wag mong pagtawanan. Gawen mo! Hahahahaha.

SB - see, isa ka pa. Nasasaktan ang ego ko lalo. LOL. Kidding. Thanks. Lamo naman yan si Marvs, binayaran ko yan para kasama ko every month sa list nya. Hahahahaha!

Super Balentong said...

hahaha. may bayaran bang nagaganap? LOL. ikaw pa? dapat talaga kasama ka dun.