The only sports I remember playing when I was young was Chess and Softball. I was a varsity player for both sports. Again, not that I'm good at it. I play Chess wayyyyy better than I play Softball. I don't really get why you have to strike a ball then catch it with all your might just so you can throw it back. Like DUH?! Just throw the f@ckin' ball and don't return it! Hahaha!
When I was a kid, I was contented playing with my Barbie's and dressing them up like models or teachers or ho's! Ha! I never learned how to swim nor ride a bike. (Though I know it's not yet too late to try). Hahaha! So now that I am older (
I tried doing wall-rapelling (I'm all smiles but my knees are buckling!) It's the first jump off the wall that's the hardest! I tried my best to cling to my friends but to my disappointment, it did me no good. Hahah!
I tried to re-create a 'superwoman' pose but it came off as goofy. This is more like a "Mighty Mouse (gay version)" pose.
And as if that is not enough, I also tried to do skimboarding. But of course, it was just because I was trying to pull off a brawny yet sexy image. Ha, as if! In today's world, women who do men's sports are considered hawt! hawt! hawt! So I tried to fit in. LOL! But in the end, all my efforts turned futile.
I can't freaking balance myself atop the skimboard! Haha! I tried doing it like 500 times but I can't move longer than a foot! Hahaha! It was funny and embarassing all at the same time because there were a handful of people watching. They might have thought of me as autistic or something.
I tried doing it over and over again but each time's no better than the first time. Sigh. How do they f@cking do it?! It looks easy when you see them do it but once you're the one doing it, naku, I tell you, it's hard!!!!
I once tried this thing in Powerplant Mall wherein I was tied to a bungee cord but instead of the normal bungee jump, I was thrown almost 30 feet in the air and was bounced back thru a trampoline. Whew! It would've went on for a full 15minutes but I can't take it anymore so I backed out 5minutes into the thingy. Imagine the feeling of your intestines being pulled down while you are being thrown up in the air. Yikes!
And then my recent attempt at trying to be adventurous found me a few feet up in the sky! Weeeee! I didnt know that paragliding could be so much fun!
I literally had to hold on to dear life because I'm so paranoid that if I ever let go of the harness, I will land straight into the water. And I told you I didn't know how to swim, right? Ha! It was exhilirating yet fun!
I'm not all made up of girly bits. Beneath this vain and finicky exterior, is a tough and wild chick who will try anything adventurous, at least once in her life. (anal sex and unicycling excluded)