HOW LONG IS YOUR SCHLONG?

I have a lot of crazy male friends and over the years, I have grown accustomed to their crazy, nonsense boy talks. LOL. What do they usually talk about? Aside from sex you mean? Hmmmm... well, virtually nothing else. Hahaha! I always end up in stitches when they talk about the size of their willies.


I even remember one time when a friend described his pecker as "ga-maling" [like the can of a luncheon meat]. Hahaha! WTF! Super laughtrip! That's his way of saying that his member has a wide girth and a thick base. LOL!




Sigh. Men and their barbaric ways. Hahaha! So anyway, to put an end to all these claims about having "the longest", or the "fattest", or the "biggest" man-meat, there's this cool online site called curiosite.com where you can purchase this thing called Condometric.

What is Condometric?

Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Condometric prophylactics are made of natural rubber latex and are electronically tested one by one. Its ink does not contain any ingredients that may cause allergic reactions.

I would appreciate it if one of my male readers try this out and get back to me with the size of your woody.


The Unpure "ga-maling" seeker,


-=K=-