Hold on to your seats, all you single ladies out there. The best is yet to cum errrrr come! =P
Let me introduce you to the......
Squeal with the SQWEEL
Sqweel Wheel. Yes, you read it right! It sounds very Cirque de Soleil I know but it's not as complicated and circus-y as you think it is. This is a rotating toy made up of soft silicone flappers that is reminiscent to that of a human tongue! Just when you thought one tongue is enough, this lovely toy is composed of 10 (yes, you read that right! T-e-n) rotating tongues! Hitmewithyourbestshot! Hehehe!
The Design : Looks like a fan (for your fanny)
"It feels so human, it's almost eerie."
How to Use the SQWEEL
You just need three AAA batteries to get this thing going. It comes in three speed modes: slow, mid and hhhhhiiigggghhhh! Hehehe! This is cunnilingus at its finest. LOL! (Of course nothing beats the real thing, I know I know. But when the real thing is not available, then this can be considered as the next best thing.)
Is there a kind soul out there who can give me a SQWEEL this Christmas?
I can't stop laughing.
The Unpure Squealer,
P.S. - The Sqweel is meant to be use on a woman's vajayjay and all other erogenous zones like the nips, the neck, etc. PLEASE DO NOT USE IT INSIDE THE ANUS! Just a friendly reminder. L.O.L!